{"id":5164,"date":"2012-04-24T22:11:06","date_gmt":"2012-04-24T22:11:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5164"},"modified":"2012-04-24T22:11:06","modified_gmt":"2012-04-24T22:11:06","slug":"boerescu-este-gurul-meu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/boerescu-este-gurul-meu\/","title":{"rendered":"Boerescu este gurul meu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pe bune. Nu doar c\u0103 \u00eemi ofer\u0103 consultan\u0163\u0103 literar-artistic\u0103, jurnalistic\u0103 \u015fi editorial\u0103, ci \u015fi amoroas\u0103. \u0102sta e deliciul \u00eentregii redac\u0163ii, pentru c\u0103, de obicei, mie mi se pune pata copulatorie pe c\u00e2te o alt\u0103 persoan\u0103, de obicei de sex diferit de al precedentei, cam din trei \u00een trei zile. Iar lumea ascult\u0103 ca la urs relatarea am\u0103nun\u0163it\u0103 a tot ce a\u015f face, dac\u0103 a\u015f face. Uneori iese, alteori nu, dar anticipa\u0163ia cu pove\u015fti erotice imaginare e \u00eentotdeauna mai mi\u015fto dec\u00e2t \u00eenf\u0103ptuirea propriu-zis\u0103. Oops, asta sun\u0103 ca un puseu de adolescen\u0163\u0103 t\u00e2rzie.<\/p>\n<p>Azi, de exemplu, \u00eei m\u0103rturiseam eu un nou fior amoros bizar care m-a cuprins \u00een ultima vreme fa\u0163\u0103 de cineva. S\u0103-i zicem \u00een continuare &#8220;cineva&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>-Fii serioas\u0103, zice Boerescu, n-ai v\u0103zut ce figur\u0103 de \u0163\u0103ran are?<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei atunci am avut o sclipire livresc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-A\u015fa, \u015fi? Sunt fan &#8220;R\u0103scoala&#8221; de Liviu Rebreanu. \u015ei exemplarul meu se deschide tot acolo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pe bune. Nu doar c\u0103 \u00eemi ofer\u0103 consultan\u0163\u0103 literar-artistic\u0103, jurnalistic\u0103 \u015fi editorial\u0103, ci \u015fi amoroas\u0103. \u0102sta e deliciul \u00eentregii redac\u0163ii, pentru c\u0103, de obicei,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}