{"id":518,"date":"2008-10-22T20:27:55","date_gmt":"2008-10-22T17:27:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=518"},"modified":"2008-10-22T20:27:55","modified_gmt":"2008-10-22T17:27:55","slug":"hey-fuckeeeeeers-gnr-is-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/hey-fuckeeeeeers-gnr-is-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey, Fuckeeeeeers!! GNR is BACK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doar cei n\u0103scu\u0163i \u00een micile ora\u015fe \u00eenecate \u00een conformism \u015fi plictiseal\u0103, unde toate luminile (sau aproape) se sting la 22:00 pot aprecia impactul exploziv al albumelor &#8220;Appetite for Destruction&#8221;, respectiv &#8220;Use Your Illusion I &amp; II&#8221; asupra unui creier vis\u0103tor de 13 ani, care intuia c\u0103 via\u0163a e mai mult dec\u00e2t ne-scul\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103m-de-diminea\u0163aaaa-bem-ceiu\u0163uuuul-mergem-la-\u015fcoal\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\/servici-venim-acas\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103-b\u0103g\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103m-\u00een-saaaac-ne-uit\u0103m-la-serialeeee-ne-culc\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103m, practicat de familie.<br \/>\nI-am adorat pe Guns N Roses, am adorat explozia de energie \u015fi adrenalin\u0103, senza\u0163ia de deplin\u0103 libertate \u015fi via\u0163\u0103 dus\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la extrem, am ascultat casetele contraf\u0103cute RAKS pe care noi, provincialii, le cump\u0103ram de la un magazin ca vai de sufletul lui, p\u00e2n\u0103 mi-am f\u0103cut casetofonul praf. Chiar a\u015fa&#8230; \u00cei mai \u0163ine\u0163i minte pe copiii rebeli pre-grunge ai rockului american?<\/p>\n<p><div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hT8NAK0_nAQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 excelentul &#8220;Use Your Illusion o dat\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenc-odat\u0103&#8221;, dinspre Guns N Roses nu s-au mai auzit dec\u00e2t certuri, circ, scandaluri, b\u0103g\u0103ri \u00een origini, invita\u0163ii reciproce la sex oral \u015fi alte balcanisme de acest gen. \u015ei zvonuri despre viitorul album, numit &#8220;Chinese Democracy&#8221;, at\u00e2t de am\u00e2nat (din 1992 \u00een 2008, my god!) \u00eenc\u00e2t intrase \u00een limbajul de zi cu zi al glume\u0163ilor ca un fel de &#8220;c\u00e2nd o face plopu&#8217; pere&#8221; \u00een englez\u0103. Adic\u0103, dac\u0103 tu, ca traduc\u0103tor, \u00eent\u00e2lneai \u00eentr-un roman &#8220;Chinese Democracy&#8221;, deja \u015ftiai s\u0103 traduci &#8220;la sf\u00e2ntu-a\u015fteapt\u0103&#8221;. \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nParodia Wikipediei, Uncyclopedia, care e un fel de <a href=\"http:\/\/dadatroll.wordpress.com\">dadatroll<\/a> al Enciclopediilor online, zice:<br \/>\n&#8220;To date, 23.831 Guns N&#8217; Roses fans have died from ass cancer, while waiting for Chinese Democracy.&#8221; De fapt, v\u0103 pute\u0163i delecta cu \u00eentreaga b\u0103\u015fc\u0103lie, <a href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.org\/wiki\/Chinese_Democracy\">aici. <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Pentru ca nostimada s\u0103 fie complet\u0103, compania american\u0103 de r\u0103coritoare Dr. Pepper a anun\u0163at c\u0103 va da fiec\u0103rui american c\u00e2te o cutie gratuit\u0103 de suc, dac\u0103 &#8220;Chinese Democracy&#8221; se va lansa anul \u0103sta. Cunosc\u00e2nd temperamentul membrilor GNR, compania se cam a\u015ftepta la &#8220;Invit\u0103m \u00eentreaga companie Dr. Pepper, de la manager la femei de serviciu, s\u0103 ne sug\u0103 pula!&#8221; Spre surprinderea lor, pe site-ul GNR a ap\u0103rut un comunicat scurt: &#8220;Mul\u0163umim companiei Dr. Pepper pentru sprijinul pe care ni-l ofer\u0103 pentru promovare.&#8221; Apoi, \u00een c\u00e2teva zile, s-a anun\u0163at oficial: Chinese Democracy SE VA LANSA pe 23 noiembrie! Luna viitoare pe vremea asta! Ceea ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu o s\u0103 fiu cel de-al 23.832-lea fan Guns N&#8217;Roses care s\u0103 moar\u0103 de. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Mai mult! Melodia care d\u0103 titlul albumului poate fi ascultat\u0103 \u00een \u00eentregime <a href=\"http:\/\/www.q1043.com\/pages\/news\/gunsnroses\/\">AICI <\/a>. Nu mai are energia nebun\u0103 de alt\u0103dat\u0103. \u015ei leaderul GNR are o talie cam dubl\u0103. Dar \u00eenc\u0103 merge, zic eu.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei hai s\u0103 facem un pic de reclam\u0103 \u015fi companiei care va \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163i o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de suc gratuit anul \u0103sta \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WS7Q__vM8Xw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Later edit: Surse neoficiale zic c\u0103 poate GNR ne viziteaz\u0103 la anul. nu pot spune dec\u00e2t at\u00e2t: <a href=\"http:\/\/web.gunsnroses.com\/\">AXL, WE WANT YOU LOUD AND PROUD IN BUCHAREEEEST!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doar cei n\u0103scu\u0163i \u00een micile ora\u015fe \u00eenecate \u00een conformism \u015fi plictiseal\u0103, unde toate luminile (sau aproape) se sting la 22:00 pot aprecia impactul exploziv&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}