Are Vera Ion programul \u0103la pentru tineri grafomani wannabe, “Scrie despre tine”. \u015ei uneori, mai primesc mass-uri cu “textul cutare al actorului X \/ textul cutare al actri\u0163ei Y”.<\/p>\n
Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 scriu despre mine. Eu sunt cel mai plictisitor subiect pe care \u00eel cunosc. Secretul fericirii este urm\u0103torul: de cum \u00eencetezi s\u0103-\u0163i faci griji legate de tine \u015fi te apuci s\u0103 scrii despre al\u0163ii, descoperi nout\u0103\u0163i. Iar nout\u0103\u0163ile \u00ee\u0163i cresc nivelul de serotonin\u0103 \u00een corp.<\/p>\n
Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 ce scriu al\u0163ii despre ei. De obicei, despre ei – \u015fi \u00een a\u015fa fel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 scoat\u0103 \u015fi show de o or\u0103 din asta – scriu doar labagiii care-\u015fi g\u0103sesc pl\u0103cerea suprem\u0103 \u00een a sta cu trei degete \u00eenfipte \u00een cur \u015fi de a r\u00e2c\u00e2i ce iese de acolo. Oare masturbarea s\u0103 fie singura voastr\u0103 pl\u0103cere? Serios, \u00eencerca\u0163i ni\u015fte sex. Poate nu va fi cu pasiune, poate nu va fi cu orgasm, dar mai cunoa\u015fte\u0163i \u015fi voi lume.<\/p>\n
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Principala problem\u0103 a tinerilor arti\u015fti este lipsa de preocup\u0103ri fa\u0163\u0103 de orice altceva \u00een afar\u0103 de propria lor persoan\u0103. Vine mai deun\u0103zi la mine una s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 c\u0103 s-a dus s\u0103-i urle lui Caramitru c\u0103 UNITER-ul nu-i d\u0103 \u015fanse, \u015fi \u0103la n-a vrut s\u0103 stea de vorb\u0103.<\/p>\n
-Stai pu\u0163in, te-ai dus s\u0103-i propui un proiect \u015fi te-a ignorat?<\/p>\n
-Nu, voiam doar consiliere.<\/p>\n
E ca \u015fi cum un muncitor \u015fomer ar fi dat n\u0103val\u0103 peste directorul de la General Motors.<\/p>\n
-Te-ai dus s\u0103 ceri un job?<\/p>\n
-Nu, doar s\u0103 m\u0103 sf\u0103tuiasc\u0103 ce s\u0103 fac s\u0103 nu mor de foame.<\/p>\n
-“Get a job, bro!”<\/p>\n
Apoi:<\/p>\n
-\u0102la e totu\u015fi om cu func\u0163ie, ai dat un telefon \u00eenainte s\u0103-l \u00eentrebi c\u00e2nd e disponibil s\u0103 te asculte?<\/p>\n
-Nuuu.<\/p>\n
P\u0103i, pula mea. Eu nu-s om cu func\u0163ie. Dar dac\u0103-mi ba\u0163i la u\u015f\u0103 \u015fi nu am stabilit dinainte c\u0103 o s\u0103-mi fac chef de mutra ta, nu-\u0163i deschid. C\u0103 nu m-ai c\u00e2\u015ftigat la belciuge. Iar pe unul cu func\u0163ie, cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u0163in.<\/p>\n
-Ai vreun show gata f\u0103cut, sau minim o idee, s\u0103 fi discutat cu el pe o tem\u0103 concret\u0103?<\/p>\n
-Nu! cu o u\u015foar\u0103 not\u0103 de iritare \u00een voce.<\/p>\n
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Ap\u0103i \u00ee\u0163i dau eu verdictul: nu doar c\u0103 e\u015fti neam-prost, dar mai e\u015fti \u015fi prost pe baz\u0103 individual\u0103. \u015ei \u00eeng\u00e2mfat f\u0103r\u0103 baz\u0103. Universul nu-\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 nimic. Sau pui tu m\u00e2na \u015fi faci lucruri s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple, sau \u00ee\u0163i iei frumos un job de recep\u0163ioner la Hotelul Trei Brazi \u015fi a\u015ftep\u0163i marele casting care s\u0103-\u0163i schimbe via\u0163a.<\/p>\n
Iar pentru a face lucruri s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple, eu una nu cred c\u0103 solu\u0163ia e s\u0103 scrii despre tine. No offense, Vera. Am intervievat \u015fi eu actori tineri, cei mai mul\u0163i sunt un mix de arogan\u0163\u0103 \u015fi de platitudine. Un cumul ambulant de cli\u015fee. Ce show de o or\u0103 s\u0103 sco\u0163i din asta?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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