{"id":5192,"date":"2012-05-02T06:51:33","date_gmt":"2012-05-02T06:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5192"},"modified":"2012-05-02T06:51:33","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T06:51:33","slug":"mi-au-facut-statuie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/mi-au-facut-statuie\/","title":{"rendered":"Mi-au f\u0103cut statuie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 cum bine remarca domnul Nea, cineva trebuia s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi o statuie. \u015ei minunea s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat. Iac\u0103t\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/metropotam.ro\/media-albume-foto\/statuia-lui-traian-cu-lupoaica\/traian-si-lupoaica-7104289132\/d462fa7be860b71007f9d2073b5e5eac_metropotam.jpg\/?resize=365%2C549\" alt=\"\" width=\"365\" height=\"549\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sursa: metropotam.ro, c\u0103 eu sunt prea modest\u0103 s\u0103-mi fac singur\u0103 poze, fie \u015fi cu telefonul mobil.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 cum remarca\u0163i, nu puteam intra \u00een posteritate singur\u0103, de aceea am intrat \u00een ea sus\u0163inut\u0103 fiind de bra\u0163ele v\u00e2njoase ale unui nene cu penisul mic. De ceee at\u00e2ta ironieee, sculptore?? I mean, ok, \u015ftim c\u0103 oamenii cu penisul mic sunt at\u00e2t de lamentabili, \u00eenc\u00e2t eu par un geniu doar prin compara\u0163ie, dar chiar \u015fi a\u015fa. Vorbim totu\u015fi de posteritate, da!? Cum s\u0103 fiu asociat\u0103 pentru tot restul mileniilor cu un nene modest \u00een armament? Nu puteai s\u0103 iei chestia aia undulatorie din extrema st\u00e2ng\u0103, despre care nimeni nu \u015ftie foarte clar ce reprezint\u0103 \u015fi cui apar\u0163ine? UPDATE: dilem\u0103 pe Facebook: o fi pula de bronz a istoriei sau reprezentarea simbolic\u0103 a inteligen\u0163ei mele etern-erecte?<\/p>\n<p>Un alt mister este: cu ce m\u0103 \u0163ine de fapt? Cu m\u00e2inile, nu. Dimpotriv\u0103, se observ\u0103 pozi\u0163ia clasic\u0103 de &#8220;Look, Mom, No Hands!&#8221; Dar am stabilit deja c\u0103 n-are cu ce. Sau, poate, execut eu un exerci\u0163iu de yoga pentru avansa\u0163i, asana sprijinirii cu o \u0163\u00e2\u0163\u0103 pe o jum\u0103tate de deget?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 cum bine remarca domnul Nea, cineva trebuia s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi o statuie. \u015ei minunea s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat. Iac\u0103t\u0103. Sursa: metropotam.ro, c\u0103 eu&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}