{"id":5197,"date":"2012-05-03T06:04:34","date_gmt":"2012-05-03T06:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5197"},"modified":"2012-05-03T06:04:34","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T06:04:34","slug":"cine-moare-de-grija-like-urilor-altuia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cine-moare-de-grija-like-urilor-altuia\/","title":{"rendered":"Cine moare de grija like-urilor altuia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Inspired by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenalupu\/posts\/10150791904183139?notif_t=feed_comment\">this shit<\/a>. Avertisment: de la un punct \u00eencolo devine redundant \u015fi plicticos, deci a se servi cu Red Bull, s\u0103 n-adormi\u0163i.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Da, pe Facebook, lumea d\u0103 like u\u015for. Eu \u00eens\u0103mi dau like la tone de chestii, uneori pentru c\u0103 m\u0103 distreaz\u0103 con\u0163inutul, alteori pentru c\u0103 am o simpatie pentru persoan\u0103, alteori pentru c\u0103 a\u015fa \u00eemi vine un impuls. Nu e nimic grav, definitiv sau irevocabil \u00een asta. Nu e angajament pe via\u0163\u0103. Nu e sentin\u0163\u0103 la moarte. E, pur \u015fi simplu, un gest spontan de aprobare, afec\u0163iune sau whatever.<\/p>\n<p>Dar exist\u0103 \u015fi genul care are impresia c\u0103 like-ul lui e inestimabil \u015fi mega-valoros. Genul care, dac\u0103 face un compliment, a\u015fteapt\u0103 minim o recompens\u0103 \u00een bani, iar dac\u0103 ajut\u0103 o bab\u0103 s\u0103 treac\u0103 strada, a\u015fteapt\u0103 minim un blowjob de la baba \u00een cauz\u0103. Genul care nu d\u0103 like pentru c\u0103, vezi doamne, ce vor zice genera\u0163iile care urmeaz\u0103 de faptul c\u0103 el a dat like la un banc de doi bani pe facebook?<\/p>\n<p>Genul de individ nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 foarte tare, dac\u0103 are decen\u0163a minim\u0103 de a t\u0103cea \u00een col\u0163ul lui. E\u015fti un grinch nesuferit? E perfect, dac\u0103 e\u015fti grinch nesuferit la tine acas\u0103. De-abia c\u00e2nd \u00eencepi s\u0103 semnalizezi la mine pe profil \u015fi s\u0103 zbieri la liker-ii mei, ca ur\u00e2ta satului pe care n-o bag\u0103 nimeni \u00een seam\u0103, m\u0103 enervez.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea ar fi nesuferit\u0103, opac\u0103, \u00eenchis\u0103 \u015fi neamuzant\u0103, p\u0103m\u00e2ntul ar fi un loc foarte trist. Reac\u0163iile de mascul retardat \u015fi nefutut cronic: &#8220;Aaaah, mi-a z\u00e2mbit?? Sigur vrea un viol \u00een spatele casei!&#8221; sunt la fel de penibile ca alea de femeie disperat\u0103 \u015fi nem\u0103ritat\u0103 cronic: &#8220;Dac\u0103 se mai uit\u0103 o dat\u0103 la mine, s\u0103 fac\u0103 bine s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la mama s\u0103 m\u0103 cear\u0103!&#8221; Ambele asigur\u0103 moartea subit\u0103 a oric\u0103rei interac\u0163iuni umane normale. \u015ei, paradoxal, taman astea asigur\u0103 accentuarea nefuterii masculine, respectiv a nem\u0103riti\u015fului feminin, pentru c\u0103 nimeni nu vrea s\u0103 se uite la un b\u0103rbat disperat s\u0103 fut\u0103 sau la o femeie disperat\u0103 s\u0103 pun\u0103 pirostrii, \u00een a\u015fa hal, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu conteze cu cine.<\/p>\n<p>Un om cu respect de sine nu st\u0103 s\u0103 numere like-urile altuia, z\u00e2mbetele altuia, s\u0103 analizeze complimente \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eentrebe ce voia autorul de fapt s\u0103 zic\u0103. Un om cu respect de sine \u015ftie s\u0103 reac\u0163ioneze lejer la mici complimente lipsite de importan\u0163\u0103, cum ar fi un &#8220;like&#8221;. Nu se umfl\u0103 \u00een pene, dar nici nu se ambaleaz\u0103 \u00een exces. Pentru c\u0103 un om cu respect de sine are o via\u0163\u0103. Priorit\u0103\u0163i. Chestii importante de f\u0103cut. Abia \u0103la care nu le are moare de grija faptului c\u0103 altul are 3 likes \u00een plus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inspired by this shit. Avertisment: de la un punct \u00eencolo devine redundant \u015fi plicticos, deci a se servi cu Red Bull, s\u0103 n-adormi\u0163i.\u00a0 &nbsp;&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}