{"id":52,"date":"2008-01-04T12:19:40","date_gmt":"2008-01-04T09:19:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2008\/01\/04\/exoftalmie-de-iarna\/"},"modified":"2008-01-04T12:19:40","modified_gmt":"2008-01-04T09:19:40","slug":"exoftalmie-de-iarna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/exoftalmie-de-iarna\/","title":{"rendered":"Exoftalmie de iarn\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>N\u0103me\u0163i imen\u015fi \u00een fa\u0163a blocului. Un mo\u015f d\u0103 de zor cu lopata. Trece un tinerel.<\/p>\n<p>-Ce faci, nea Gore?<\/p>\n<p>-Ei uite&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i vezi c\u0103 habar n-ai? Pune matale un chil de sare \u015fi s\u0103 vezi cum dispare \u015fi mama z\u0103pezii.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Ieri, \u00een supermarketul de vizavi, nu era f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 de p\u00e2ine. \u00cen schimb, era un sortiment bogat de cozonaci. A la Marie Antoinette.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Wooooow, z\u0103pad\u0103\u0103\u0103! copii nebuni de fericire. Eu, veteran\u0103 greu-\u00eencercat\u0103 a unei sinuzite de prim-rang, chinuit\u0103 de o durere fioroas\u0103 de cap din cauza frigului, bomb\u0103n \u00een guler: &#8220;fi-v-ar&#8230; &#8221; Exact \u00een momentul respectiv, \u00eemi v\u00e2j\u00e2ie un bulg\u0103re pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 urechi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Vreau \u00een Tahiti!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u0103me\u0163i imen\u015fi \u00een fa\u0163a blocului. Un mo\u015f d\u0103 de zor cu lopata. Trece un tinerel. -Ce faci, nea Gore? -Ei uite&#8230; -P\u0103i vezi c\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}