B\u00e2ntuiam eu prin ora\u015f, cu treburi reporterice\u015fti, c\u00e2nd, deodat\u0103, trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o patiserie. \u015ei mi se face groaznic de poft\u0103 de \u015ftrudel cu br\u00e2nz\u0103. \u015ei m\u0103 pun la coad\u0103.<\/p>\n
Au patiseriile din Bucure\u015fti un obicei detestabil: \u00ee\u0163i bag\u0103 pateul \/ merdeneaua \/ cornule\u0163ul \/ gogoa\u015fa \/ polonezii \/ whatever \u00een pungi de plastic. S\u0103 mor eu c\u0103 nu \u00een\u0163eleg urm\u0103torul fenomen: unul, \u00een fa\u0163a mea, \u015fi-a luat felie de pizza \u015fi i-au b\u0103gat-o tot \u00een pung\u0103 de plastic. S\u0103 se murd\u0103reasc\u0103 toat\u0103 de topingul cu pricina! Brrrr. Ce pula mea sim\u0163 estetic poate avea un om care bag\u0103 o felie de pizza \u00eentr-o pung\u0103 de plastic!?<\/p>\n
A\u015fa, \u015fi ajung eu la vorbitor, \u015fi-i cer tipului:<\/p>\n
-Un \u015ftrudel cu br\u00e2nz\u0103, dar \u00een \u015ferve\u0163el, v\u0103 rog.<\/p>\n
\u0102sta, absent, \u00eentinde m\u00e2na dup\u0103 urm\u0103toarea pung\u0103 de plastic.<\/p>\n
-Alooou, b\u0103iatu’! ridic eu tonul.<\/p>\n
\u015ei \u00eemi vine ideea genial\u0103. Z\u0102 idea.<\/p>\n
-\u0162ie-\u0163i plac mai mult gagicile care iau contraceptive orale, nu?<\/p>\n
-H\u0103? se uit\u0103 la mine bovin v\u00e2nz\u0103torul, \u015fi la fel \u015fi toat\u0103 coada.<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, prietene, a\u015fa cum tu ur\u0103\u015fti senza\u0163ia de plastic pe \u015ftrudelul t\u0103u, a\u015fa o ur\u0103sc \u015fi eu pe al meu. D\u0103-mi \u015ftrudelul \u00een \u015ferve\u0163el sau \u00een orice alt\u0103 form\u0103 de H\u00c2RTIE, ok?<\/p>\n
Toat\u0103 lumea a \u00eenceput s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103. Inclusiv tipul cu pricina.<\/p>\n
\u015ei mi l-a dat \u00een serve\u0163el.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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