{"id":5215,"date":"2012-05-10T06:13:05","date_gmt":"2012-05-10T06:13:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5215"},"modified":"2012-05-10T06:13:05","modified_gmt":"2012-05-10T06:13:05","slug":"canceled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/canceled\/","title":{"rendered":"Canceled"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Mi-am anulat a doua lectur\u0103 la Prim\u0103vara poe\u0163ilor. Trebuia s\u0103 aib\u0103 loc la Colegiul Tehnic Media, la ora 12.00.<\/p>\n

Problema e \u00een felul urm\u0103tor: de c\u00e2te ori ar\u0103t prietenie unui om (bun, s\u0103 nu exagerez, nu e a\u015fa de fiecare dat\u0103, dar sunt multe cazuri), \u0103la \u00eencepe s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 i se cuvin chestii. \u015ei devine profitor \u015fi obraznic. Which is very, very wrong.<\/p>\n

De exemplu, Daniel D. Marin. Care prefer\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi bage un par \u00een cur dec\u00e2t s\u0103-\u015fi citeasc\u0103 textele \u00een public, \u00eentr-at\u00e2t e de timorat. OK, pot \u00een\u0163elege asta. Dar ceea ce nu \u00een\u0163eleg este, dac\u0103 tot ai nevoie de un om, sau altul \u00a0– de ce s\u0103 nu-l respec\u0163i?<\/p>\n

La a doua lectur\u0103 a mea, ce \u015fi-a zis acest t\u00e2n\u0103r poet? “D\u0103ompulameadefraier\u0103, dac\u0103 tot a citit de n\u015fpe mii de ori, ia s\u0103 consider eu din oficiu c\u0103 va face asta, \u015fi s\u0103 anun\u0163 peste tot c\u0103 PROBABIL va citi, s\u0103 se simt\u0103 cretina \u015fi s-o fac\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103. Iar dac\u0103 cretina se enerveaz\u0103, zic c\u0103 am zis c\u0103 e probabil, nu sigur”.<\/p>\n

Ia s\u0103-i bat eu la u\u015f\u0103 vecinului de vizavi: “Vecine, probabil c\u0103 e\u015fti un \u0163igan bor\u00e2t \u015fi \u00eempu\u0163it, \u015fi probabil c\u0103 m\u0103-ta e curv\u0103 sifilitic\u0103. Aloo, de ce sari la b\u0103taie, am zis “Probabil”, nu “Sigur”.<\/p>\n

Sau: dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eemprietenesc cu un instalator care-mi repar\u0103 toat\u0103 casa gratuit, din prietenie, ia s\u0103 anun\u0163 pe facebook c\u0103 probabil o s\u0103 repare \u015fi noua garsonier\u0103 pe care mi-am cump\u0103rat-o zilele astea. Alooo, nenea, ce te \u00eenfoi, am zis “probabil”, nu “sigur”.<\/p>\n

\u015ei ce m-a enervat sinistru e impertinen\u0163a hidoas\u0103 cu care mi-a r\u0103spuns. Frate, dac\u0103 suntem prieteni, e ok s\u0103 fac anumite chestii gratis pentru tine (pentru care \u00een mod normal ar trebui s\u0103 angajezi un om), dar nu m-ai cump\u0103rat la t\u00e2rgul de vite \u015fi nu m\u0103 faci s\u0103 \u0163op\u0103i dup\u0103 \u00a0cum c\u00e2n\u0163i tu. Deocamdat\u0103, eu te-am ajutat cu chestii, tu nu m-ai ajutat cu nimic. \u015ei pot s\u0103 te ajut cu chestii \u00een continuare, dac\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163i s\u0103 te compor\u0163i.<\/del> \u015ei n-o s\u0103 te mai ajut niciodat\u0103 cu chestii, pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti prea t\u00e2rlan nemernic, s\u0103 le meri\u0163i. Am zis!<\/p>\n

Dar, pentru c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 existe un semnal de alarm\u0103, de tip “You don’t fuck Lorena unless she agreed and specifically said so!”, \u00eemi anulez lectura asta. A\u015fa cum, o s\u0103 anulez pe viitor orice c\u0103cat care include c\u0103ca\u0163i care nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 aprecieze bun\u0103voin\u0163a, acolo unde exist\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mi-am anulat a doua lectur\u0103 la Prim\u0103vara poe\u0163ilor. Trebuia s\u0103 aib\u0103 loc la Colegiul Tehnic Media, la ora 12.00. Problema e \u00een felul urm\u0103tor:...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}