Ieri m\u0103 duceam la o petrecere, c\u00e2nd, Speed Taxi mi-a trimis la comand\u0103 un taximetrist \u0163igan. A se \u00een\u0163elege: eu n-am absolut nimic cu etnia rom\u0103, pentru c\u0103 rela\u0163ionez \u00eentr-un mod instinctual \u015fi foarte sincer cu cei mai mul\u0163i. Cel mai bun prieten al meu \u00een ciclul primar a fost \u0163iganul din clasa D, din trei motive: 1. era mai amuzant dec\u00e2t toate fe\u0163ele palide luate laolalt\u0103, 2. sim\u0163eai \u00een mod real c\u0103 \u0163ine la tine, nu era a\u015fa, o conven\u0163ie, “\u00ee\u0163i z\u00e2mbesc \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi te spurc pe la spate” \u015fi 3. am fost hipsteri\u0163\u0103 avant la lettre \u015fi personajul renegat mi se p\u0103rea cool. De atunci, am tot avut buni prieteni romi, am f\u0103cut reportaje \u015fi interviuri cu romi, am primit bani de la cer\u015fetori romi \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. Iar taximetristul rom care m-a dus m-a dus pe un drum cu 5 ron mai scurt dec\u00e2t confratele s\u0103u rom\u00e2n din toiul nop\u0163ii, drept care i-am l\u0103sat \u015fpag\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd \u0103luilalt nu. <\/p>\n
\u00cen timp ce mergeam, povesteam. Era c\u0103tr\u0103nit (la figurat, nu doar la propriu) c\u0103-l \u00een\u015felase nevasta.
\n-\u015eti\u0163i c\u0103-n tradi\u0163ia noastr\u0103 \u0163ig\u0103neasc\u0103, dac\u0103 nevasta te \u00een\u015feal\u0103 o desfigurezi? A\u015fa era \u00een b\u0103tr\u00e2ni.
\n-Iar b\u0103rbatul care \u00een\u015feal\u0103 e desfigurat?
\n-Nu, normal. B\u0103rbatul e b\u0103rbat.
\n-Nu sunt de acord. To\u0163i suntem oameni. Pentru aceea\u015fi gre\u015feal\u0103, ar trebui s\u0103 pl\u0103tim la fel.
\nSt\u0103, se g\u00e2nde\u015fte.
\n-Da, dar uite, eu c\u00e2nd mi-am luat nevast\u0103 \u015fi am iubit-o, am dus-o la Londra, la hotel frumos, restaurante \u015fi cump\u0103r\u0103turi, m-a costat drumul vreo 3000 de euro. B\u0103rbatul c\u00e2nd iube\u015fte investe\u015fte. Femeia c\u00e2nd iube\u015fte dec\u00e2t prime\u015fte cadouri. \u015ei matale ai desfigura pe unul dac\u0103 i-ai b\u0103ga 3000 de euro \u00een cur \u015fi l-ai prinde cu alta.
\n-Deci, d\u0103ruie\u015fte, dar \u0163ine \u015fi contabilitate, nu?
\n-Acuma, \u015ftii cum e, do’n’\u015foar\u0103, unde dai banu’ ai \u015fi preten\u0163ii. De aia sco\u0163i cu\u0163itu’ la urm\u0103. <\/p>\n
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