O gr\u0103mad\u0103 de lume simte nevoia impetuoas\u0103 de a se b\u0103ga \u00een seam\u0103. Ceea ce nu e neap\u0103rat r\u0103u. Dar, totodat\u0103, cei mai mul\u0163i simt nevoia de a impresiona, ceea ce e \u00eenfior\u0103tor. <\/p>\n
Nevoia de a impresiona te face s\u0103 te manife\u015fti fie ca un gibon autoritar, \u00eenc\u0103lc\u0103tor al teritoriului privat al altuia, fie ca o maimu\u0163\u0103 retardat\u0103, izvor de abera\u0163ii penibile. Just look at yourselves, people. Nu exist\u0103 ur\u0103 mai mare dec\u00e2t aceea pe care o port oamenilor cu umor scremut \u015fi persistent sau acelora care insist\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 pe pis\u0103logii antihaz. Dac\u0103 a\u015f putea, a\u015f face un Auschwitz special pentru voi \u015fi v-a\u015f chinui ca doctorul Mengele. <\/p>\n
-Ai f\u0103cut vreodat\u0103 pe de\u015fteptul f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftii despre ce vorbe\u015fti?
\n-Nu!
\n-Ba da, pe 18.03.2011, la ora \u0163. Bun. Opera\u0163ie pe ficat f\u0103r\u0103 anestezie. <\/p>\n
-Ai \u00eencercat vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 fii autoritar \u00een mod stupid, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0163ii cont de situa\u0163ia celui pe care savurai s\u0103-l fu\u0163i la icre? Da, pe 22.01.2010, la ora 14.31. Buuun. Hai s\u0103 fac gemeni siamezi din tine \u015fi din primul, prin sudare de oase live. <\/p>\n
-Ai ignorat cu bun\u0103 \u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 un argument perfect viabil, doar pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti prea retard s\u0103 recuno\u015fti c\u0103 e\u015fti retard? Da, la data de… Perfect. Opera\u0163ie de scoatere a stomacului pe fragmente, f\u0103r\u0103 anestezie. <\/p>\n
Poate a\u015fa a\u0163i \u00eencepe, sub presiunea terorii, s\u0103 G\u00c2NDI\u0162I. S\u0103 nu trece\u0163i prin via\u0163\u0103 ca ni\u015fte maimu\u0163e detestabile, dar incon\u015ftiente de halul de grea\u0163\u0103 pe care \u00eel inspira\u0163i, de c\u00e2te ori crede\u0163i c\u0103 impresiona\u0163i pe c\u00e2te cineva cu c\u00e2te un comportament absolut sc\u00e2rbos. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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