Citat de pe o cutie de chibrituri, pe care am cump\u0103rat-o azi.<\/p>\n
S\u0103 presupunem c\u0103 eu a\u015f fi picat din lun\u0103, \u015fi primul lucru p\u0103m\u00e2ntesc de care a\u015f fi dat ar fi fost chibriturile “Noi chiar ardem!”<\/p>\n
De aici, a\u015f fi tras concluzia c\u0103:
\n1. de obicei, chibriturile nu ard
\n2. nimeni nu are preten\u0163ia de la chibrituri s\u0103 ard\u0103 – de aceea e important s\u0103 men\u0163ionezi aceast\u0103 proprietate pe cutie.
\n3. dac\u0103 totu\u015fi chibriturile ard, asta e o performan\u0163\u0103 uluitoare, \u015fi merit\u0103 un premiu.<\/p>\n
dar nu am picat din lun\u0103, \u015fi atunci \u00eentreb: b\u0103i, “voi chiar arde\u0163i”, de ce se porne\u015fte de la premisa c\u0103 m\u0103rfurile de calitate proast\u0103 sunt punctul de referin\u0163\u0103 pentru compara\u0163ie? de ce nu e normal ca voi chiar s\u0103 arde\u0163i, \u015fi s\u0103 nu \u00eemi scoate\u0163i ochii cu asta, c\u0103 doar\u0103 de-aia v-am cump\u0103rat! cum ar fi s\u0103 scrie pe site “noi chiar cernem!”, pe m\u0103turi “noi chiar m\u0103tur\u0103m!”, iar pe sulurile de h\u00e2rtie igienic\u0103… \u00een fine.<\/p>\n
“Voi chiar arde\u0163i”, s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i un lucru: mai lipsea o noti\u0163\u0103 de genul: testat pe un lot de 513 subiec\u0163i. 79 la sut\u0103 au confirmat rezultate imediate. Al\u0163ii 14 la sut\u0103 au confirmat rezultate vizibile \u00een primele dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de la utilizare. Restul au pierdut cutia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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