Ciuhu \u015fi cu mine am avut, am\u00e2ndoi, zona zoster. \u0102sta e un virus (al v\u0103rsatului de v\u00e2nt) care r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een organism, \u015fi, \u00een condi\u0163ii de surmenaj \u015fi nervi, se manifest\u0103 sub form\u0103 de bube, dureri sinistre (de zici c\u0103 mori \u00een chinuri) \u015fi febr\u0103. <\/p>\n
\u00cen calitate de veterani Zona Zoster Social Club, am stabilit \u00eempreun\u0103 c\u0103 exist\u0103 un virus numit Proasta zoster. Care exist\u0103 \u00een organismele anumitor femei. Altfel, nu pot s\u0103-mi explic cum ni\u015fte tinere pline de energie, creativitate, umor, spirit, dorin\u0163\u0103 de a tr\u0103i, se m\u0103rit\u0103 \u015fi se transform\u0103 brusc \u00een muieri banale, “crati\u0163\u0103-covoare-cump\u0103r\u0103turi”. Altele nu; r\u0103m\u00e2n oameni de lume, cu spiritul deschis, chiar \u015fi dup\u0103 a treia c\u0103s\u0103torie. <\/p>\n
De aceea, am tras concluzia c\u0103 exist\u0103 un virus numit “proasta zoster”. Acesta exist\u0103 latent \u00een organismele femeilor \u015fi se declan\u015feaz\u0103 la ofi\u0163erul st\u0103rii civile, odat\u0103 cu \u00eembucur\u0103torul “da”. S-au constatat \u015fi cazuri extreme de proasta zoster, c\u00e2nd mireasa \u015fi-a legat direct \u015for\u0163ul de buc\u0103t\u0103rie peste rochia de mireas\u0103 \u015fi a ie\u015fit fugu\u0163a din biseric\u0103, s\u0103 p\u0103zeasc\u0103 oalele cu sarmale. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ciuhu \u015fi cu mine am avut, am\u00e2ndoi, zona zoster. \u0102sta e un virus (al v\u0103rsatului de v\u00e2nt) care r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een organism, \u015fi, \u00een condi\u0163ii...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}