\u00cen tinere\u0163e, Ionuca ura s\u0103 g\u0103teasc\u0103. Ura s\u0103 fac\u0103 asta, pentru c\u0103 metafora “La crati\u0163\u0103, f\u0103!” utilizat\u0103 de cocalari retarda\u0163i avea un efect incredibil de a st\u00e2rni sila profund\u0103 \u015fi definitiv\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de g\u0103tit \u00een orice femeie cu con\u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 de sine.<\/p>\n
G\u0103tea cu sc\u00e2rb\u0103, cu \u00eencr\u00e2ncenare, arunca m\u00e2ncarea \u00een fa\u0163a membrilor familiei cu o ur\u0103 care spunea: “M-a\u0163i transformat \u00een sclava voastr\u0103, din cauza voastr\u0103 nu am eu o via\u0163\u0103 frumoas\u0103 \u015fi vesel\u0103. Fie ca fiecare \u00eembuc\u0103tur\u0103 s\u0103 se transforme \u00eentr-o pul\u0103 care s\u0103 v\u0103 sparg\u0103 amigdalele”.<\/p>\n
Serios, misoginismul a transformat femeile \u00een frigide, \u00een antigospodine \u015fi \u00een nonmame. “Rostul t\u0103u e s\u0103 stai la buc\u0103t\u0103rie, s\u0103 te fu\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103 faci copii”. S\u0102 MORI TU!! Indic\u0103 orice activitate din lume ca fiind umilitoare \u015fi degradant\u0103, \u015fi vei avea, garantat, refuzul de a coopera al subiectelor-\u0163int\u0103. Paradoxal, toate carieristele acestei lumi au enorm de mul\u0163umit, pe undeva, misoginilor care le-au f\u0103cut s\u0103 decid\u0103: “I will never ever ever go there again.”<\/p>\n
\u015ei dup\u0103 ce g\u0103titul, ca activitate umilitoare \u015fi degradant\u0103, a devenit cea mai nepopular\u0103 chestie din lume \u00a0b\u0103rba\u0163ii s-au prins de gre\u015feal\u0103 \u015fi au lansat o serie de Masterchef-uri, la care, haha, particip\u0103 majoritar tot ei. A\u015ftept\u0103m cu ner\u0103bdare Masterconcursurile de Muie, \u00een care s\u0103 \u015fi-o sug\u0103 gra\u0163ios unii altora, s\u0103 sugereze c\u0103 de fapt e vorba de o art\u0103 \u015fi o pl\u0103cere.<\/p>\n
***<\/p>\n
Revenind la Ionuca – acum e pensionar\u0103. Copiii nu-i mai cer de m\u00e2ncare silit, a divor\u0163at de bou – \u015fi, \u00een lini\u015fte \u015fi singur\u0103tate, a descoperit c\u0103 g\u0103titul e de fapt o treab\u0103 foarte interesant\u0103. Dac\u0103 te duci \u00een vizit\u0103, r\u0103m\u00e2i tablou.<\/p>\n
-De unde ai \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at s\u0103 faci chestia asta?<\/p>\n
-M\u0103 jucam eu a\u015fa cu ingredientele. F\u0103r\u0103 obliga\u0163ia ca la ora 4 s\u0103 fie masa gata, c\u0103 vine pula fl\u0103m\u00e2nd\u0103 de la lucru \u015fi bate cu pumnul \u00een mas\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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