{"id":5359,"date":"2012-06-23T08:05:47","date_gmt":"2012-06-23T08:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2012\/06\/23\/acest-text-nu-ma-intereseaza-4\/"},"modified":"2012-06-23T08:05:47","modified_gmt":"2012-06-23T08:05:47","slug":"acest-text-nu-ma-intereseaza-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/acest-text-nu-ma-intereseaza-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Acest text nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Exist\u0103 multe forme de retard sub soare. Pe internet, unde nu exist\u0103 ipotetica cenzur\u0103 a unui pumn \u00een muian din partea interlocutorului, nimeni nu \u015fi-l mai cenzureaz\u0103, iar oamenii apar a\u015fa cum sunt ei: sinistru, dar sinistru de pro\u015fti.<\/p>\n<p>Forma cea mai paradoxal\u0103 a prostiei este trolajul de tip: &#8220;Acest text nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103!&#8221; Adic\u0103: dai www.cutare.ro. Vezi titlul: &#8220;Forme artistice de fela\u0163ie \u00een Egiptul antic&#8221;. Tu, \u00een forul t\u0103u interior, \u015ftii c\u0103 nu te intereseaz\u0103 subiectul. \u015ei totu\u015fi, \u00een loc s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103se\u015fti mintena\u015f pagina, mai \u015fi storci din tine o vom\u0103 de comentariu care s\u0103 fut\u0103, dac\u0103 se poate, feng\u015fuiul autorului.<\/p>\n<p>E ca \u015fi cum eu te-a\u015f invita pe tine \u00een ora\u015f. Te-a\u015f duce \u00eentr-un super restaurant, cu lum\u00e2n\u0103ri, chelneri la costum \u015fi a\u015f pune forma\u0163ia casei s\u0103-\u0163i c\u00e2nte Zaraza. Apoi, la final, \u0163i-a\u015f lua m\u00e2na \u00een a mea \u015fi a\u015f spune:<\/p>\n<p>-\u015etii, voiam doar s\u0103-\u0163i m\u0103rturisesc&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Ce? ai \u00eentreba tu.<\/p>\n<p>-C\u0103 nu am niciun fel de interes romantic sau sexual fa\u0163\u0103 de tine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Exist\u0103 multe forme de retard sub soare. Pe internet, unde nu exist\u0103 ipotetica cenzur\u0103 a unui pumn \u00een muian din partea interlocutorului, nimeni nu&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}