{"id":5368,"date":"2012-06-25T19:33:46","date_gmt":"2012-06-25T19:33:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5368"},"modified":"2012-06-25T19:33:46","modified_gmt":"2012-06-25T19:33:46","slug":"telenovela-mea-preferata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/telenovela-mea-preferata\/","title":{"rendered":"Telenovela mea preferat\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nici un serial latinoamerican nu m-a cucerit. Nici m\u0103car Dr. House. (H\u0103h\u0103, ce glum\u0103 retardat\u0103). Dar, uite, aten\u0163ia mi-a fugit pentru o clip\u0103. O secund\u0103 de zg\u00e2it la televizor \u015fi gata. M-a prins, ce s\u0103 fac? Admit, casc zilnic gura, exact ca o m\u0103tu\u015f\u0103 mioap\u0103 \u015fi dependent\u0103 de tricotat. Stau \u015fi urm\u0103resc telenovela celei mai fascinante drama queen din istoria Rom\u00e2niei. Diva gu\u015fat\u0103, Adrian N\u0103stase.<\/p>\n<p>Pe bune, nu te-ai fi a\u015fteptat nici o clip\u0103 ca Nastasia s-o ia b\u0103rb\u0103te\u015fte, cu demnitate, dar tot acest scenariu, cu \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103tur\u0103 fake, fular Burberry p\u0103tat cu ketchup ca-n nun\u0163ile cu fete mari, spitalizare infinit\u0103, am\u00e2narea la infinit a \u00eencarcer\u0103rii pe baz\u0103 de fi\u0163e de demoazel\u0103 \u015fi toate amenin\u0163\u0103rile cu CEDO (care CEDO, m\u0103? de c\u00e2nd ap\u0103r\u0103 CEDO infractori dovedi\u0163i?) au neverosimilul \u015fi cus\u0103tura cu a\u0163\u0103 alb\u0103 a unei telenovele veritabile.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 cineva ar fi f\u0103cut un film cu o poveste ca asta, a\u0163i fi zis c\u0103 e cel mai tras de p\u0103r scenariu posibil \u015fi nu i-a\u0163i fi dat finan\u0163are. Poate lui Sacha Baron Cohen s\u0103-i vin\u0103 vreo idee, s\u0103-\u015fi pun\u0103 o gu\u015f\u0103 c\u00e2t casa \u015fi s\u0103 simuleze la nesf\u00e2r\u015fit suferin\u0163a.<\/p>\n<p>Idei de tentativ\u0103 de sinucidere la spital:<\/p>\n<p>-s\u0103 se loveasc\u0103 singur cu lingura, ca-n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y\"> filmul \u0103sta<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>-s\u0103 \u00eencerce s\u0103 se \u00eempung\u0103-n inim\u0103 cu clan\u0163a u\u015fii.<\/p>\n<p>-s\u0103 se \u00eempu\u015fte zilnic cu un pistol cu ap\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-s\u0103 se arunce pe fereastr\u0103 de la parter.<\/p>\n<p>-s\u0103 se otr\u0103veasc\u0103 b\u00e2nd \u00een fiecare zi Coca Cola diet. (oops, asta chiar func\u0163ioneaz\u0103.)<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: Mint, de fapt telenovela m\u0103 fascina de mult. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vice.com\/ro\/read\/interviu-cu-matusa-tamara\">Uite<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nici un serial latinoamerican nu m-a cucerit. Nici m\u0103car Dr. House. (H\u0103h\u0103, ce glum\u0103 retardat\u0103). Dar, uite, aten\u0163ia mi-a fugit pentru o clip\u0103. O&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}