{"id":537,"date":"2008-10-30T20:12:02","date_gmt":"2008-10-30T17:12:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=537"},"modified":"2008-10-30T20:12:02","modified_gmt":"2008-10-30T17:12:02","slug":"tot-ceea-ce-ratez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/tot-ceea-ce-ratez\/","title":{"rendered":"Tot ceea ce ratez"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 periodic s\u0103 \u00eemi iau mai multe pe cap dec\u00e2t pot duce, altele se mai adun\u0103 \u015fi singure, \u015fi nimeresc \u00een c\u00e2te o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 – cum e asta – \u00een care via\u0163a mi se scurge printre degete, sau a\u015fa simt eu, cel pu\u0163in. Ratez o serie de chestii, din lips\u0103 de timp. M-a\u015f duce la dentist \u015fi nu am timp, m-a\u015f duce la Festivalul Teatrelor Europene, \u015fi nu am timp, m-a invitat Ernu de dou\u0103 ori la Festivalul de Literatur\u0103 care are loc la Muzeul \u0162\u0103ranului \u015fi, guess what? Nu am timp. Dar voi merit\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 duce\u0163i – sunt ni\u015fte autori incredibil de buni, \u015fi de-ai no\u015ftri, \u015fi invita\u0163i din str\u0103in\u0103tate. Ora 18.00. Program aici<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Trebuie s\u0103 termin urgent traducerea unei c\u0103r\u0163i altminteri tare simpatic\u0103, dar care are un singur defect. To\u0163i eroii ei, pentru a ajunge de la puctul A la punctul B, trebuie s\u0103 treac\u0103 printr-o infla\u0163ie de coridoare. Cred c\u0103 \u00een via\u0163a vie\u0163ilor mele n-am parcurs at\u00e2tea coridoare c\u00e2te parcurg \u0103\u015ftia \u00een trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni – at\u00e2t \u00eenglobeaz\u0103 plotul. \u00cen mod normal m-ar amuza acest mic “mystery enhancer”, care e coridorul. Coridorul ca transcendent \u015fi imanent. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi veceul e de o mie de ori mai interesant dac\u0103 eroul are de parcurs un coridor luminat bizar, cu pere\u0163i a\u015fa-\u015fi-pe-dincolo. OK, exagerez. Voi, \u00een schimb, vorbi\u0163i cu un om care, \u00een \u015fcoal\u0103, l-a citit pe Sadoveanu astfel: “\u015ei m\u00e2ndrii mun\u0163i-bla-bla-bla”, ok, d\u0103m c\u00e2teva pagini, p\u00e2n\u0103 ajungem la ac\u0163iune. A\u015fa. Bun. “\u015ei cocioaba era bla-bla-bla”\u00eenc\u0103 c\u00e2teva pagini. Ac\u0163iune. \u015ei satul str\u0103mo\u015fesc… Bun, \u00eenc\u0103 c\u00e2teva pagini. Cred c\u0103 am inventat o form\u0103 proprie de Reader’s Digest. Numai c\u0103 umbra lui Sadoveanu s-a r\u0103zbunat pe mine, cre\u00e2ndu-mi o reputa\u0163ie bun\u0103 – ca traduc\u0103tor – \u015fi la traducere, nu mai merge cu trei-foi-la-st\u00e2nga-bini\u015for… Trebuie s\u0103 stai c\u0103lare pe fiecare coridor \u00een parte, dac\u0103 vrea pixu’ autorului.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 ce predau manuscrisul \u0103sta, vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 duc neap\u0103rat la dentist. La veterinar pentru control, s\u0103 nu recidiveze cariera lui Pulic\u0103 – cea de la rinichi, i mean. La un masaj luuuung \u015fi relaxant – ador masajul, e pl\u0103cerea de a fi atins\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 ca \u0103la care pune m\u00e2na pe tine s\u0103 aib\u0103 preten\u0163ii de intimitate dup\u0103. S\u0103 \u00eemi duc calculatorul la service – c\u0103 l-am cam paradit, \u015fi neap\u0103rat, s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la spectacole multe. S\u0103 prind m\u0103car FNT-ul. S\u0103 ies \u00een ora\u015f la un restaurant chinezesc cu nume c\u00e2t mai aberante. S\u0103 le iau pe fetele mele frumoase, pe care le tot plimb cu vorba – de c\u00e2te o toart\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 ie\u015fim \u00een lume. Sincer, dup\u0103 c\u00e2te o rund\u0103 extenuant\u0103 de munc\u0103 pe br\u00e2nci, un simplu ie\u015fit \u00een ora\u015f devine la fel de incitant ca un periplu prin paradis…
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\u015ei neap\u0103rat – NEAP\u0102RAT – m\u0103 duc pe 15 noiembrie s\u0103 v\u0103d “Omul pern\u0103” la Odeon, \u00een regia lui Radu Afrim. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2t scandal am f\u0103cut pentru piesa aia – cred c\u0103 merit\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftiu de ce, nu?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 periodic s\u0103 \u00eemi iau mai multe pe cap dec\u00e2t pot duce, altele se mai adun\u0103 \u015fi singure, \u015fi nimeresc \u00een c\u00e2te...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}