Colegii mei de redac\u0163ie \u015fi eu avem un obicei de un sentimentalism u\u015for penibil: mergem la metrou \u00een grup. \u015ei ne a\u015ftept\u0103m unii pe al\u0163ii pentru asta, chit c\u0103 unii fac 3 sta\u0163ii de metrou, al\u0163ii 5 \u015fi al\u0163ii 10. Dar e a\u015fa, un gest de tandre\u0163e.<\/p>\n
Noi, gagicile, suntem dificil de a\u015fteptat. Mereu avem un ultim telefon privat de dat, un nas de pudrat, un pipi de f\u0103cut sau all of the above. De aceea, a\u015fteptarea dureaz\u0103.<\/p>\n
Azi, \u00een timp ce ne a\u015fteptam o coleg\u0103, altcineva din ga\u015fc\u0103 ne-a zis un banc.<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 nu se pricepea s\u0103 aga\u0163e femei. \u015ei cere sfatul lui \u015etrul\u0103.<\/p>\n
-B\u0103, Bul\u0103, muierea trebuie s\u0103 simt\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti interesat \u00een mod real de cine este, nu de ce are \u00eentre picioare. De aceea, c\u00e2nd ag\u0103\u0163i o femeie, te ui\u0163i ce face, \u015fi intri \u00eentr-un dialog despre preocup\u0103rile ei.<\/p>\n
\u015ei, cum st\u0103 Bul\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a budei, vede ie\u015find o bun\u0103ciune. \u015ei-\u015fi aminte\u015fte sfatul lui \u015etrul\u0103:<\/p>\n
-\u015ei, zi a\u015fa, te c\u0103ca\u015fi, f\u0103?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Evident, taman la poant\u0103 a cobor\u00e2t colega. Iar noi:<\/p>\n
-\u015ei, zi a\u015fa, te c\u0103ca\u015fi, f\u0103?<\/p>\n
Fata face o fa\u0163\u0103 u\u015for nedumerit\u0103, nu \u015ftie bancul. “Hai, Loreno, c\u0103 tu \u015ftii s\u0103 zici bancuri”. I-l zic. \u015ei exact \u00een clipa aia ne iese \u00een cale un c\u0103cat supraetajat cu mo\u0163, b\u00e2ntuit de o armat\u0103 de mu\u015fte.<\/p>\n
-U\u0103\u0103\u0103, \u00eemi vine mie grea\u0163\u0103. Nuuuu.<\/p>\n
Mergem noi ce mergem, \u015fi, \u00een virtutea hazului de acum 5 minute, repet poanta.<\/p>\n
-\u015ei, zi a\u015fa, te c\u0103ca\u015fi, f\u0103?<\/p>\n
Ca un f\u0103cut, ne iese \u00een cale alt c\u0103cat, de data asta unul \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftiat, galben-citron cu miez verzui. Posibil al cuiva care b\u0103use Antiadipose Tea \u015fi-l apucase c\u0103carea \u00een plin\u0103 strad\u0103.<\/p>\n
Fata: Vede\u0163i, m\u0103, c\u0103 Dumnezeu nu d\u0103 cu parul? Cum scoate\u0163i blasfemia, cum v\u0103 pune c\u0103catul sub ochi?<\/p>\n
La care eu: \u015ei zi a\u015fa, te \u00eembog\u0103\u0163i\u015fi, f\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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