Noi, rom\u00e2nii – adic\u0103, voi, rom\u00e2nii, c\u0103 pe mine jum\u0103tatea mea ungureasc\u0103 m\u0103 fere\u015fte de asta, ave\u0163i o chestie extrem, dar extrem de nasoal\u0103. \u015ei anume, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 da\u0163i seama, uneori cu cele mai bune inten\u0163ii, v\u0103 b\u0103ga\u0163i \u00een via\u0163a omului \u015fi \u00eei lua\u0163i aerul. La figurat, ok, dar omul nu are cum s\u0103 nu se simt\u0103 agresat de situa\u0163ii precum:<\/p>\n
-Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, unde e Strada Crocobaurilor?<\/p>\n
\u015ei, repede, atitudinea de \u0163a\u0163\u0103 b\u0103g\u0103cioas\u0103:<\/p>\n
-Dar, unde v\u0103 duce\u0163i?<\/p>\n
***<\/p>\n
Unul, vr\u00e2nd s\u0103 fie simpatic \u015fi haios, noaptea la 2.<\/p>\n
-Ce-ai drag\u0103, n-ai somn!?<\/p>\n
Ocazional, varianta \u015fi mai retard-obraznic-s\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163ar-tablagie:<\/p>\n
-Dar\u00a0de ce\u00a0<\/em>n-ai somn la ora asta?<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Eu, postare pe Facebook:<\/p>\n “Sunt un om fericit”. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n Alt haios: “Got laid?”<\/p>\n \u015ei multe, multe alte exemple similare. \u00a0Tone.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u015ei a\u015fa, via\u0163a mea se transform\u0103 \u00eentr-un lung r\u0103zboi cu sinele, respectiv cu r\u0103spunsul: “Ce mor\u0163ii curvei de m\u0103-ta te prive\u015fte pe tine?”<\/p>\n PLM, eu nu v\u0103d de ce s\u0103 duc eu acest r\u0103zboi cu mine \u015fi de ce s\u0103 nu v\u0103 autoeduca\u0163i voi. Ave\u0163i de pus o \u00eentrebare la care e func\u0163ional r\u0103spunsul: “Ce mor\u0163ii curvei de m\u0103-ta te prive\u015fte pe tine?” \u00cenghi\u0163i\u0163i-o. Pentru c\u0103, chiar dac\u0103 v\u0103 respect suficient de mult \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu v-o adresez, v\u0103 voi trata cu 15% mai glacial \u015fi mai r\u0103ut\u0103cios de atunci \u00eencolo. \u015ei, la un moment dat, c\u00e2nd respectul o s\u0103 \u00a0dispar\u0103 complet, tot o s\u0103 v-o adresez.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Noi, rom\u00e2nii – adic\u0103, voi, rom\u00e2nii, c\u0103 pe mine jum\u0103tatea mea ungureasc\u0103 m\u0103 fere\u015fte de asta, ave\u0163i o chestie extrem, dar extrem de nasoal\u0103....<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}