{"id":5440,"date":"2012-07-23T20:15:16","date_gmt":"2012-07-23T20:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5440"},"modified":"2012-07-23T20:15:16","modified_gmt":"2012-07-23T20:15:16","slug":"legal-child-porn-the-oreo-ads-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/legal-child-porn-the-oreo-ads-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Legal Child Porn: The Oreo Ads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pedophiles of the world, stop risking your safety while Google monitors all your searches and hackers follow you right through the passwords of your secret groups. One company is there for you. Oreo, that is.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EfAPCk7sf3U?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><em>Now imagine me doing this to your dick.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Just like mephedrone is the legal, cheap (and way more dangerous) substitute to cocaine, Oreo ads are the legal, free (and way more subliminal) substitute to child porn. If you&#8217;re a pedophile, I&#8217;ll think you&#8217;ll wank furiously on that, then buy a pack of Oreo and hunt for gullible kids in the neighbourhood. The ritual is already there, and you can always replace Oreo with something far more consistent. Yeah, right.<\/p>\n<p>But the regular customer cannot help but feel that there&#8217;s something utterly wrong. Remember that infamous media debate that occurred with<a href=\"http:\/\/www.minbcnews.com\/news\/story.aspx?id=649085#.UA2v3mHr70c\"> this photo shoot<\/a>? That a little girl was exposed in a sexually arousing way? At least, she wasn&#8217;t licking or sucking anything. It was provocative in a glam manner. Oreo ads are provocative in a cheap and obvious manner.<\/p>\n<p>Does this help them sell their product? Perhaps so. But to whom? Who is their actual target?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pedophiles of the world, stop risking your safety while Google monitors all your searches and hackers follow you right through the passwords of your&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[89,112,158,256,266,307],"class_list":["post-5440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-child-pornography","tag-crime","tag-google","tag-oreo","tag-pedophilia","tag-sex-offenses"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}