{"id":5448,"date":"2012-07-26T11:13:52","date_gmt":"2012-07-26T11:13:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5448"},"modified":"2012-07-26T11:13:52","modified_gmt":"2012-07-26T11:13:52","slug":"schimbare-de-prefix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/schimbare-de-prefix\/","title":{"rendered":"Schimbare de prefix"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fratele meu \u00eempline\u015fte 30 de ani (e Leu, ca majoritatea oamenilor speciali din via\u0163a mea. Un motiv pentru care iubesc eu Leii este lipsa lor superb\u0103 de invidie &#8211; cei mai mul\u0163i Lei au suficiente realiz\u0103ri \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu le invidieze pe ale tale, a\u015fa cum fac oamenii cu pu\u0163\u0103 mic\u0103 \u015fi personalitate meschin\u0103, ci s\u0103 se bucure pentru tine. Un alt motiv pentru care-i iubesc este originalitatea lor. Leii nu au de ce s\u0103 fure idei sau s\u0103 maimu\u0163\u0103reasc\u0103 alte persoane, pentru c\u0103 au o minte vie \u015fi ascu\u0163it\u0103, care fat\u0103 mul\u0163i, mul\u0163i pui\u015fori.)<\/p>\n<p>Bun. Fratele meu generos din zodia Leului \u00eempline\u015fte 30 de ani, drept care l-am sunat s\u0103-i urez la mul\u0163i ani \u015fi s\u0103-l anun\u0163 la ce or\u0103 sosesc \u00een urbe cu cadoul de rigoare. Iar el:<\/p>\n<p>-C\u0103caaaat. Nu-mi aduce nimic, am o depresie.<\/p>\n<p>-De ce, m\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-Am schimbat prefixul. V\u00e2rsta de 30 de ani e sinistr\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103. Nasoool.<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103, e\u015fti prost. \u0162i-o spune cineva care a schimbat prefixul acum 3 ani. B\u0103i, ascult\u0103 ce zice sor\u0103-ta: de la 30 de ani \u00eencepe via\u0163a adev\u0103rat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-Adic\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-La 20, e\u015fti pu\u0163oi influen\u0163abil cu ca\u015f la gur\u0103. E\u015fti prea ocupat s\u0103 corespunzi seturilor de a\u015ftept\u0103ri ale tuturor cretinilor care au autoritate asupra ta din varii motive \u015fi nu apuci s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti. La 25, te treze\u015fti c\u0103 ai responsabilitatea de a-\u0163i construi un nume \u015fi un loc sub soare &#8211; \u015fi nu apuci s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti. Abia la 30, c\u00e2nd \u015ftii exact cine e\u015fti, ce vrei, ce-\u0163i face bine \u015fi ce-\u0163i d\u0103uneaz\u0103, ce iube\u015fti \u015fi ce ur\u0103\u015fti, \u00a0ce e demn de aten\u0163ia ta \u015fi ce nu, \u00eencepi s\u0103 sim\u0163i cu adev\u0103rat c\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti. Eu tr\u0103iesc de 3 ani. Bucur\u0103-te c\u0103 ai \u00eemplinit 30 de ani, via\u0163a ta abia \u00eencepe. \u00cen seara asta bem \u015fampanie.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ct-qa6SjRZo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fratele meu \u00eempline\u015fte 30 de ani (e Leu, ca majoritatea oamenilor speciali din via\u0163a mea. Un motiv pentru care iubesc eu Leii este lipsa&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5448"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5448\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}