Ca la orice job, \u015fi la Tabu am ajuns pe panoul ru\u015finii. Cam asta e via\u0163a mea: o permanent\u0103 oscila\u0163ie \u00eentre panoul ru\u015finii \u015fi cel de onoare. <\/p>\n
La Tabu, am ajuns pe panoul ru\u015finii pentru c\u0103, \u00een jum\u0103tate de an de angajare, n-am avut decen\u0163a de a-mi aduce actele necesare. Cum ar fi certificatul de cazier. Care, plm, se elibereaz\u0103 \u00een exact 5 secunde. <\/p>\n
Acuma, dac\u0103 tot m-am dus la Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe, am zis s\u0103 rezolv \u015fi chestia asta. Drept care, am c\u0103utat sediul Poli\u0163iei. Pe site-ul lor scria: Strada Cezar Bolliac, Nr. 5. <\/p>\n
Simplu, nu? Nasol c\u0103 pe nici o hart\u0103 a ora\u015fului nu exista Strada Cezar Bolliac. Nic\u0103ieri. Nici m\u0103car pe Iphone. Nimic. Dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 crede\u0163i, da\u0163i un search pe google cu “harta Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe, Covasna” \u015fi, odat\u0103 ajun\u015fi acolo, un search cu “Cezar Bolliac”. <\/p>\n
\u015ei sun eu la num\u0103rul de contact.
\n-Domnule, bun\u0103 ziua, sunt cut\u0103reasca, vreau \u015fi eu s\u0103-mi scot certificatul de cazier…
\n-Aici e dispeceratul, doamn\u0103.
\n-Sta\u0163i c\u0103 n-am terminat fraza. Urma \u00eentrebarea. Unde e sediul dvs.
\n-Strada Cezar Bolliac, Nr. 5! Scrie \u015fi pe Ghiogle.
\nNo shit!
\n-O fi scriind pe Ghiogle, domnule, dar strada nu apare nic\u0103ieri, dec\u00e2t \u00een scris pe site-ul dumneavoastr\u0103.
\n-Ba apare.
\n-Ba nu. Stau acum cu Ghiogle \u00een fa\u0163\u0103.
\n-Apare \u015fi pe Gipies.
\nOoooof, Garceo. \u015ei mai zicea lumea de Mugur Mih\u0103escu c\u0103 exagereaz\u0103.
\n-\u015ei pietonii care n-are Gipies ce face?
\n-Vine pe jos.
\nNo shit, din nou.
\n-Haide\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 iau altfel. Cum se numea Strada Cezar Bolliac \u00eenainte?
\n-P\u0103i nu se numea, c\u0103 nu era.
\n-Cum a\u015fa?
\n-Am f\u0103cut-o noi, c\u00e2nd am f\u0103cut noul sediu al poli\u0163iei. <\/p>\n
Aha. <\/p>\n
P\u0103i, milionari rom\u00e2ni, beizadele, s\u0103-\u0163i fie ru\u015fine, Dinu Patriciu. V-a\u0163i construit at\u00e2tea viloaie \u015fi vilozit\u0103\u0163i, dar nu v-a dat prin cap s\u0103 le face\u0163i str\u0103zi proprii? Mehehe, Poli\u0163ia din Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe e mai fi\u0163\u0103 dec\u00e2t voi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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