De data asta, m\u0103 contraziceam eu pe Facebook cu unii care tocmai descoperiser\u0103 apa cald\u0103, roata \u015fi materialismul femeii. M\u0103 rog, s\u0103-l fi descoperit e una. S-o ard\u0103 dogmatic \u015fi superior pe tema asta e cu totul altceva.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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B\u0103i, indivizi cu creiere de g\u0103ini, nu e ca \u015fi cum voi a\u0163i povesti prietenilor. “Am combinat-o noaptea trecut\u0103 pe una. Avea o credin\u0163\u0103 \u00een Dumnezeu de te d\u0103dea pe spate. Era de o cultur\u0103 general\u0103 halucinant\u0103 \u015fi mi-a povestit trei planuri de gestionare care ar putea transforma un institut cultural \u00eentr-o min\u0103 de bani”.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Nu, labelor proaste. Voi povesti\u0163i prietenilor: “Am combinat-o noaptea trecut\u0103 pe una. Avea \u0163\u00e2\u0163e tari, cur mare, dar obraznic, craci lungi \u015fi a s\u0103rit direct \u00een pat, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi piard\u0103 timpul.”\u00a0<\/p>\n
Ei, bine, dac\u0103 astea-s criteriile voastre profunde \u015fi pline de subtilitate, de unde obr\u0103znicia de a pretinde p\u0103r\u0163ii opuse s\u0103 se orienteze dup\u0103 “valoarea uman\u0103”?\u00a0<\/p>\n
“Stai, m\u0103, Lorena, c\u0103 tu vorbe\u015fti de futut sportiv \u015fi neimplicat. Pe c\u00e2nd \u00een iubire…” \u015ei atunci cum se face c\u0103 iubirea perfect\u0103 e, \u00een toate romanele siropoase (aka pe \u00een\u0163elesul poporului) \u00eent\u00e2lnirea dintre un milionar \u015fi un fotomodel? \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n
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