\u00cen seara asta, am inaugurat o form\u0103 nou\u0103 de bulimie. Pe aia veche, cu “golesc tot frigiderul, apoi m\u0103 duc la o pizzerie \u015fi iau meniul la r\u00e2nd” o \u015ftim cu to\u0163ii. Dar forma asta nou\u0103 arat\u0103 a\u015fa:<\/p>\n
Azi, mi-am luat o limonad\u0103 la juma’ de litru \u00een drum spre cas\u0103. Am golit-o dintr-o sorbire, ca moldovenii Milcovu’. Apoi, am fost s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc telefonul – au f\u00e2nt\u00e2ni\u0163\u0103 cu pahar din \u0103la mare. Jeap, 2 pahare. Trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 un Carrefour – \u00eemi cump\u0103r o cutie de lapte pentru cafeaua de diminea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi un suc Carrefour de toate legumele – delicios \u015fi acri\u015for. Mi se par vag calde, a\u015fa c\u0103, la Mega de l\u00e2ng\u0103 cas\u0103, pac! o bere cu l\u0103m\u00e2ie la cutie de la rece. Bun. Acas\u0103, termin berea cu l\u0103m\u00e2ie \u00een primele 15 secunde de dup\u0103 pupat motanul \u015fi dezbr\u0103care. Verific cele dou\u0103 cutii din frigider – nesatisf\u0103c\u0103toare. M\u0103 \u00eembrac la loc, mai ies la Mega, iau alt\u0103 cutie de bere cu l\u0103m\u00e2ie. Acas\u0103, jeap, berea pe g\u00e2t. <\/p>\n
Stau ce stau, mi se face iar sete. Apelez \u015fi la oropsita sticl\u0103 de ap\u0103 plat\u0103, \u00een care dizolv un Supradyn, s\u0103-i dea gust. Pac. Mai trece un sfert de or\u0103. Sucul de legume e suficient de brumat, \u00eemi torn o can\u0103 mare. G\u00e2l-g\u00e2l-g\u00e2l. Urm\u0103toarea tran\u015f\u0103 o beau direct din cutie. \u00cen alte zece minute, cutia zdr\u0103ng\u0103ne a gol. <\/p>\n
\u015ei atac \u015fi cutia de lapte. Nu mi-e clar ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, dar m\u0103 lupt acum cu instinctul ultimului sfert de pahar, pentru cafeaua de m\u00e2ine diminea\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n
\u015ei nu, nu m-a apucat nici urm\u0103 de c\u0103care \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftiat\u0103, mersi de \u00eentrebare. Doar sete. Beau \u015fi pl\u00e2ng, beau. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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