{"id":5469,"date":"2019-09-26T09:20:50","date_gmt":"2019-09-26T06:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5469"},"modified":"2019-09-26T10:31:58","modified_gmt":"2019-09-26T07:31:58","slug":"nu-te-as","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-te-as\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu te-a\u015f…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Trece Gigel pe pagina ta. Vede c\u00e2teva idei care nu \u00eel coafeaz\u0103. Comenteaz\u0103 o idio\u021benie. Tu i-o retezi. \u0218i el simte nevoia, brusc \u0219i din senin, s\u0103-\u021bi aduc\u0103 la cuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 nu te-ar f…
\n\u0218i tu te \u00eentrebi de unde \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 unde a ajuns sexul subiect \u00eentre tine \u0219i \u0103la. <\/p>\n

Orice gher\u0163oi prost, s\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163ar crescut \u00een spatele blocului de mahala, cu vedere la maidanul unde se drogau rata\u0163ii cu Pure, cu unghii negre de hum\u0103, are impresia c\u0103 “nu te-a\u015f f***” adresat unei femei e o mare jignire. <\/p>\n

\u0218i nu, nu vorbesc de un individ c\u0103ruia i-ai f\u0103cut eventual o ofert\u0103 \u00een acest sens. Vorbesc de un individ de care p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een clipa aia nici nu \u0219tiai c\u0103 exist\u0103. \u0218i coeficientul de atractivitate e undeva ad\u00e2nc sub nivelul m\u0103rii. <\/p>\n

E ca \u015fi cum m-a\u015f duce eu la regina Angliei \u015fi i-a\u015f spune: “N-a\u015f vrea s\u0103-mi faci Balmoralul cadou”. (Asta \u00een condi\u0163iile \u00een care femeia nici nu \u015ftie c\u0103 exist, nici n-o intereseaz\u0103 \u015fi nici prin minte nu i-ar trece s\u0103 m\u0103 cadoriseasc\u0103, nu cu Balmoralul, dar nici m\u0103car cu batista \u00een care \u015fi-a suflat mucii). <\/p>\n

“\u015etii, \u00een caz c\u0103 \u0163i-ar trece vreodat\u0103 prin minte s\u0103-mi faci cadou Balmoralul, s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 m\u0103 pi\u0219 pe el.” “Stai tu calm \u015fi nu-\u0163i \u0163ine pi\u015farea p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, c\u0103 s-ar putea s\u0103 \u0163i se sparg\u0103 vezica.” <\/p>\n

S\u0103 presupunem c\u0103 genul \u0103sta de gher\u0163oi retardat, din categoria care-\u015fi imagineaz\u0103 c\u0103 e at\u00e2t de important \u00eenc\u00e2t dorin\u0163a lui de a te f… sau absen\u021ba ei are vreo importan\u0163\u0103 sau c\u0103 va avea vreodat\u0103 – ar vrea totu\u0219i s\u0103 te. <\/p>\n

Ce ai avea de c\u00e2\u015ftigat, emo\u0163ional, material sau chiar \u00een termeni de quality time, din ipoteticul schimb de fluide corporale cu respectivul gher\u0163oi retardat? R\u0103spuns: absolut nimic. Numai simpla idee, a\u0219a cum o enun\u021b eu aici, \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 o urticarie \u0219i hepatit\u0103 A. Nu l-ai atinge pe numitul gher\u021boi nici cu m\u0103nu\u0219i chirurgicale. <\/p>\n

Deci, de ce ar trebui s\u0103 te \u00eentristeze informa\u021bia c\u0103 nu te-ar? <\/p>\n

Dimpotriv\u0103. <\/p>\n

E un motiv de maxim\u0103 bucurie. <\/p>\n

“Nu te-a\u015f f***, f\u0103!” merit\u0103 un singur r\u0103spuns: “Mul\u0163umesc, e cea mai bun\u0103 veste pe care am primit-o azi.”<\/p>\n

Le faci mult mai mult bine femeilor pe care nu le-ai f. Le economise\u0219ti o ton\u0103 de timp \u0219i de nervi f\u0103r\u0103 miz\u0103. Ambele sunt resurse non-regenerabile. <\/p>\n

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