{"id":5488,"date":"2012-08-17T20:28:27","date_gmt":"2012-08-17T20:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5488"},"modified":"2012-08-17T20:28:27","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T20:28:27","slug":"scurta-si-jucausa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/scurta-si-jucausa\/","title":{"rendered":"Scurt\u0103 \u015fi juc\u0103u\u015f\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Merg eu pe strad\u0103, acum 5 minute, \u015fi trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine un autobuz cu afi\u015faj &#8220;DEFECT&#8221;. \u015eoferul scoate capul pe geam \u015fi-mi strig\u0103:<br \/>\n-E\u015fti cea mai frumoas\u0103 fat\u0103 pe care am v\u0103zut-o \u00een seara asta.<br \/>\n\u00cei strig \u015fi eu:<br \/>\n-Mul\u0163umesc. \u015ei dumneavoastr\u0103 sunte\u0163i cel mai defect autobuz pe care l-am v\u0103zut \u00een seara asta. <\/p>\n<p>Pam-pam. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merg eu pe strad\u0103, acum 5 minute, \u015fi trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine un autobuz cu afi\u015faj &#8220;DEFECT&#8221;. \u015eoferul scoate capul pe geam \u015fi-mi strig\u0103:&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}