{"id":5496,"date":"2012-08-20T22:20:15","date_gmt":"2012-08-20T22:20:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5496"},"modified":"2012-08-20T22:20:15","modified_gmt":"2012-08-20T22:20:15","slug":"tarsa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/tarsa\/","title":{"rendered":"T\u00e2r\u015f\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chiar aveam un subiect mi\u015fto pentru azi. Apoi m\u0103 uit cine comenteaz\u0103. Un retardat care caut\u0103 gre\u015feli imaginare, \u00eenc\u0103 un retardat care scrie romane interminabile \u015fi boring, complet surd la ceea ce \u00eencerc eu s\u0103 spun. <\/p>\n<p>Pentru oameni cretini ca \u0103\u015ftia chiar nu merit\u0103 efortul. Nu am nici o tragere de inim\u0103 s\u0103 scriu, s\u0103 m\u0103 citeasc\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dar baneaz\u0103-i, Lorena&#8221;. Am lista de ban mai lung\u0103 dec\u00e2t barba lui Dumnezeu. \u015ei m-am s\u0103turat ca oamenii normali s\u0103 m\u0103 citeasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 plece, iar retarda\u0163ii s\u0103 stea s\u0103 dea c\u00e2te 30 de comments, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se prind\u0103 c\u0103 \u015fi mamele lor s-ar plictisi de ei, dac\u0103 ar sta s\u0103 le pis\u0103logeasc\u0103 at\u00e2t. <\/p>\n<p>Tocmai de aceea &#8211; vreau comentarii de la oameni inteligen\u0163i. Dac\u0103 se adun\u0103 25 de persoane, m\u00e2ine voi scrie despre subiectul mi\u015fto la care m-am g\u00e2ndit. Dac\u0103 nu, promit s\u0103 nu postez o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. Greva nescrierii. Pentru c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103-i banez eu pe idio\u0163i, s\u0103 le fixez o m\u0103sur\u0103 coercitiv\u0103 pe care oricum n-o pricep, ci vreau s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e idio\u0163ii ceva de la via\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chiar aveam un subiect mi\u015fto pentru azi. Apoi m\u0103 uit cine comenteaz\u0103. Un retardat care caut\u0103 gre\u015feli imaginare, \u00eenc\u0103 un retardat care scrie romane&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}