Virginitatea nu e un lucru r\u0103u. Dimpotriv\u0103: e o ipostaz\u0103 safe, n-ai de luat anticoncep\u0163ionale, nu te temi de eventuale BTS, nu te treze\u015fti \u00een case \u00een care habar n-ai cum ai ajuns \u015fi nu ai parte de experien\u0163e umilitoare cu \u0163\u0103r\u0103noi care cred c\u0103-s mai pu\u0163in larve dac\u0103 povestesc universului chestii intime. Una peste alta, virginitatea e cool. Singurul ei defect este starea de spirit a purt\u0103torului. <\/p>\n
“Moaaam\u0103, restul lumii face sex \u015fi eu nu. E ca \u015fi cum toat\u0103 lumea ar fi invitat\u0103 la o petrecere, numai eu nu!” Wake up and smell the coffee, kiddo. Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 sexul e la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103. C\u00e2t timp e\u015fti t\u00e2n\u0103r, cu carnea fraged\u0103, vei g\u0103si oric\u00e2nd pe cineva dispus s\u0103 te fut\u0103. Nu pierzi absolut nimic, nu merit\u0103 s\u0103 te torturezi cu impresia c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i lipse\u015fte ceva fabulos. <\/p>\n
Ceva fabulos e sexul cu c\u00e2te cineva cu care e\u015fti realmente compatibil. \u015ei atunci, e ca m\u00e2ncatul la un restaurant rafinat. M\u00e2ncarea (aici sexul) e doar pretextul pentru o experien\u0163\u0103 mult mai complex\u0103. \u015ei motivul corect pentru a r\u0103m\u00e2ne virgin este: “N-am dat de cineva care s\u0103 m\u0103 fac\u0103 s\u0103 simt aceast\u0103 compatibilitate, n-am de ce s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencurc cu toate gioarsele”. <\/p>\n
Motivele gre\u015fite pentru a \u0163ine cu din\u0163ii de virginitate ar fi: <\/p>\n
a) “O p\u0103strez pentru viitorul meu so\u0163”. Gre\u015fit. Pun\u00e2nd-o a\u015fa, te pui pe tine \u00een ipostaza de obiect-ofrand\u0103 pe altarul pulii cuiva. Las\u0103 mentalit\u0103\u0163ile astea de Evul Mediu, tu nu e\u015fti ofrand\u0103, e\u015fti un om. Faci sau nu faci lucruri pentru c\u0103 merit\u0103 sau nu merit\u0103 DIN PUNCTUL T\u0102U DE VEDERE. Dac\u0103 e\u015fti fat\u0103, p\u0103rin\u0163ii care te-au educat s\u0103 fii obiect-ofrand\u0103, s\u0103 “te p\u0103strezi” de parc\u0103 ai fi un kil de legume congelate ar trebui \u00eempu\u015fca\u0163i. <\/p>\n
\u015ei nu e ca \u015fi cum o s\u0103 apar\u0103 magic un F\u0103t-Frumos care s\u0103 te scoat\u0103 din ghearele zmeilor, iar tu s\u0103 te prinzi: ahaaa, \u0103sta e F\u0103t-Frumos. Baza unei eventuale rela\u0163ii e tot intimitatea. Dac\u0103 tu alungi eventuale momente care ar putea fi frumoase, c\u0103 nu au destul\u0103 tensiune dramatic\u0103 \u015fi nu seam\u0103n\u0103 cu Basmele Rom\u00e2nilor (colec\u0163ia Petre Ispirescu), nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 “te p\u0103strezi”, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i fu\u0163i via\u0163a plain & simple. \u00cen fond, via\u0163a e suma momentelor frumoase din ea. <\/p>\n
b) “Sunt virgin\u0103, deci pur\u0103 \u015fi superioar\u0103” <\/p>\n
Old school. E\u015fti virgin\u0103, deci e\u015fti un om care a ales s\u0103 nu fac\u0103 un anumit lucru. A\u015fa cum eu am ales s\u0103 nu fac echita\u0163ie din motive de fric\u0103 de picatul de pe cal. E o prostie s\u0103-\u0163i faci titlu de glorie din asta. <\/p>\n
c) \u015ei opusul: “Sunt virgin\u0103, deci ca \u015fi ciumat\u0103”<\/p>\n
Why? Sunt mii de oameni care n-au f\u0103cut bungee jumping \u015fi tr\u0103iesc bine mersi. Ideea c\u0103 sexul e o mare br\u00e2nz\u0103, iar tu o ratezi, e stupid\u0103. Dac\u0103 ai fixa\u0163ia asta, cel mai simplu lucru e s\u0103 te \u00eembraci sexy \u00eentr-o sear\u0103, s\u0103 te duci la ag\u0103\u0163at, s\u0103 te fu\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103 te calmezi c\u0103, \u00een tot acest timp, nu pierduse\u015fi nimic. <\/p>\n
d) “Sunt virgin\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la marea dragoste!”<\/p>\n
Asta va crea o list\u0103 de a\u015ftept\u0103ri complet nerealiste fa\u0163\u0103 de bietul am\u0103r\u00e2t care se va pomeni pe cap cu blestemul de a fi “marea dragoste”. El va trebui s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 g\u00e2nduri, st\u0103ri, fr\u00e2nturi de st\u0103ri, toane, tonuri, semitonuri, ba chiar partituri, dac\u0103 se poate. Va trebui musai s\u0103-\u015fi ia glob de cristal, pentru c\u0103 tu o vei avea \u00een cap numai pe aia cu “Dup\u0103 ce m-am p\u0103strat at\u00e2\u0163ia ani, merit \u015fi eu…” Iar omul: “\u015ei care plm e vina mea, nu e ca \u015fi cum te-a\u015f fi \u0163inut eu la m\u0103n\u0103stire. De ce s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc un fel de m\u00e2ncare pe care nu l-am comandat?” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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