E ziua lui Michael Jackson m\u00e2ine. \u015ei o celebr\u0103m cu ni\u015fte fan fiction. <\/p>\n
“Fan fiction”, dup\u0103 cum bine \u015fti\u0163i, nu e fantezie cu evantai, ci o situa\u0163ie u\u015for nasoal\u0103: toate ceac\u00e2rele p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, sub binecuv\u00e2ntata protec\u0163ie a internetului, scriu ce futaiuri \u00ee\u015fi imagineaz\u0103 ele c\u0103 ar fi tras cu bietul Michael, dac\u0103 \u0103la ar fi avut \u00eenclina\u0163ia sexual\u0103 adecvat\u0103 \u015fi timp de irosit cu proaste. <\/p>\n
Uite citat dintr-una care semneaz\u0103 Dirty Dani. <\/p>\n
He closes the door behind us and starts pushing me towards him. I can feel his parts rubbing on my ass as he kisses my neck! Michael sits down on the couch looking grumpy and with his arms crossed. Cum ar veni, puterea sculativ\u0103 a ursule\u0163ilor de gum\u0103 \u015fi a floricelelor bate viagra. Zice\u0163i voi c\u0103 nu e rupere. Tu ai fantezia, dar \u00een fantezie tot tu e\u015fti \u0103la care se las\u0103 greu. M\u00e2ine scriu \u015fi eu un fan fiction cu Michael. <\/p>\n Apropo, uite \u015fi fan fictionul lui Eddie Murphy: <\/p>\n
\n-I didn\u2019t come here to do that Michael! \u2013 and I free myself from his strong grip.
\n-You didn\u2019t?! \u2013 he says surprised!
\n-No! I came her to talk!
\n-Talk about what?
\n-Well, you know! About stuff! Have a conversation!
\n-Ok! How are you doing Miss Vasques? \u2013 That\u2019s my last name, which he says on a comedic tone.
\n-I\u2019m very well, how about you Mr. Jackson? \u2013 I say ironically.
\n-I\u2019m fine, thank you! Now we\u2019ve finished talking, can we get on to business?
\n-We certainly can not!<\/p>\n
\n-So we gotta do something! Come on sugar! \u2013 He gets up again and starts sniffing my hair.
\n-Why do you always call me that? \u2013 I giggle.
\n-\u2018Cause you\u2019re sweet! You taste like chocolate and gummy bears and popcorn!<\/em><\/p>\n
\ncontinuarea, aici<\/a>. <\/p>\n