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Mmmmm is 4 Michael \u2013 The Fan Fiction
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Funeralii mondiale pentru Michael Jackson | Razvan Exarhu
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Lorena Lupu: dr\u0103gu\u0163. textul meu era scris cu alte inten\u0163ii. hai s\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 te prinzi care erau. (nu, cea de a m\u0103 m\u0103sura \u00een aptitudini cu Esarcu nu se num\u0103r\u0103 printre ele.)
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\u015etefan C\u00eel\u0163ia: Nu \u015ftiu inten\u0163iile pe care le-a\u0163i avut. De apreciat, totu\u015fi , c\u0103 a\u0163i renun\u0163at la ultima parte din text.
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Lorena Lupu: care ultim\u0103 parte? din ce univers paralel vii?
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Ghid de identificare a idio\u0163eniei sinistre.<\/p>\n
a) Idiotul sinistru nu cite\u015fte un text ca pe un \u00eentreg menit s\u0103 transmit\u0103 o idee. Capacit\u0103\u0163ile lui de procesare s-au oprit pe undeva pe la Ana are mere, \u015fi, pur \u015fi simplu, se blocheaz\u0103 la prima “pul\u0103” \u00eent\u00e2lnit\u0103 \u00een cale. Subcon\u015ftientul lui fragil se teme c\u0103 respectivul cuv\u00e2nt “pul\u0103” se va scula miraculos de pe screen, va c\u0103p\u0103ta dimensiuni 3D \u015fi-l va pocni peste ochi. De aceea, idiotul sinistru o s\u0103 scuipe \u00een s\u00e2n c\u00e2nd vede cuv\u00e2ntul “pul\u0103”, \u00eei va reveni instinctul atavic de “ptiu, satan\u0103!” \u015fi cea mai vag\u0103 urm\u0103 de ra\u0163iune \u00eei va pieri de parc\u0103 n-ar fi fost niciodat\u0103. <\/p>\n
b) Idiotul sinistru crede c\u0103 dac\u0103-\u0163i linkuie\u015fte o personalitate, te d\u0103 pe spate complet \u015fi irevocabil. “Uite ce frumos \u015ftie s\u0103 scrie Esarcu, tu de ce nu faci ca el?” Pentru c\u0103 nu-s Esarcu \u015fi nici nu planific s\u0103 devin? Pentru c\u0103 sunt dou\u0103 texte care seam\u0103n\u0103 ca un pe\u015fte \u015fi o biciclet\u0103, fiecare cu ghid de utilizare \u015fi cu rost diferit pe lume?
\nE exact ca \u0163\u0103r\u0103noii complexa\u0163i care, dac\u0103 circumstan\u0163ial cunosc un actor c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t renumit, se gr\u0103besc s\u0103 zic\u0103: “S\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 l-am cunoscut \u015fi pe marele Dinic\u0103, Dumnezeu s\u0103-l ierte. Le bea la c\u00e2rcium\u0103 de le stingea.” Pe bune, am v\u0103zut de mai multe ori faze similare. Reac\u0163ia actorului sau actri\u0163ei era un “A\u015fa, \u015fi?” nerostit. De fapt, ce voia \u0163\u0103r\u0103noiul s\u0103 zic\u0103 e “OK, tu te lauzi cu cine e\u015fti, eu pot s\u0103 m\u0103 laud cu cine cunosc! Tare, ha?” <\/p>\n
c) Idiotul sinistru \u015ftie din globul de cristal \u015fi din bobi structura imaginar\u0103 a textului t\u0103u. F\u0103r\u0103 ca, \u00een retarzenia lui sinistr\u0103, s\u0103-l fi fulgerat ideea c\u0103 dac\u0103, \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-sii de bou, nu s-a g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 descifreze inten\u0163iile, n-are de unde s\u0103 intuiasc\u0103 nici structura. C\u0103 na, vita proast\u0103 nu lucreaz\u0103 cu inten\u0163ii sau schi\u0163e pe care le transpune \u00een produsul finit. Vita proast\u0103 se baleg\u0103 pe unde poate \u015fi cam at\u00e2t. <\/p>\n
\u015ei voi v\u0103 mira\u0163i de ce m\u0103 umplu eu de spume c\u00e2nd se g\u0103se\u015fte c\u00e2te un retardat s\u0103 comenteze retarzenii. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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