{"id":5531,"date":"2012-08-31T16:11:49","date_gmt":"2012-08-31T16:11:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5531"},"modified":"2012-08-31T16:11:49","modified_gmt":"2012-08-31T16:11:49","slug":"banii-sau-kilogramele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/banii-sau-kilogramele\/","title":{"rendered":"Banii sau kilogramele?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>B\u00e2rfeam eu azi cu bunul meu amic <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/beni.goace\">Goace<\/a> despre varii chestii \u015fi oameni \u015fi, printre toate acestea, despre cineva care sl\u0103bise foarte mi\u015fto \u00eentr-o perioad\u0103 c\u00e2nd avusese o rela\u0163ie. \u015ei scoate Goace una fenomenal\u0103: &#8220;Perspectiva sexului gratis te face s\u0103 sl\u0103be\u015fti&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>La care, r\u0103m\u00e2n eu a\u015fa, pe g\u00e2nduri, \u015fi zic:<br \/>\n-Stau \u015fi m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc, dac\u0103 a\u015f avea de ales: s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc 100 de euro pentru o partid\u0103 de sex, sau s\u0103 sl\u0103besc 5 kilograme, cred c\u0103 a\u015f alege s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc.<br \/>\n-Las\u0103, o d\u0103 Goace pe glum\u0103, cred c\u0103 te descurci \u015fi gratis, deocamdat\u0103.<br \/>\n-Nu, m\u0103, nu e vorba de mine, ci de idee. Mi se pare mai pu\u0163in umilitor s\u0103 marchezi banul dec\u00e2t s\u0103-\u0163i aduci ajust\u0103ri personale, ca s\u0103 satisfaci standardele cuiva. <\/p>\n<p>Serios, azi am avut aceast\u0103 revela\u0163ie. A\u015f prefera s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc pentru sex, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 vopsesc blond\u0103, s\u0103-mi pun silicoane, botox, s\u0103-mi fac orice altceva pentru sex. Mi se pare c\u0103 \u00een primul caz, r\u0103m\u00e2i senior. \u00cen al doilea, devii un fel de sclav umil al fi\u0163elor celuilalt, caz \u00een care &#8211; cel pu\u0163in \u00een cazul meu &#8211; orice interes sexual moare. Voi ce p\u0103rere ave\u0163i?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>B\u00e2rfeam eu azi cu bunul meu amic Goace despre varii chestii \u015fi oameni \u015fi, printre toate acestea, despre cineva care sl\u0103bise foarte mi\u015fto \u00eentr-o&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}