{"id":5576,"date":"2012-09-10T19:52:37","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T19:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5576"},"modified":"2012-09-10T19:52:37","modified_gmt":"2012-09-10T19:52:37","slug":"basmele-romanilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/basmele-romanilor\/","title":{"rendered":"Basmele rom\u00e2nilor"},"content":{"rendered":"

Azi, st\u0103team eu \u00een fa\u0163a Auchanului \u015fi a\u015fteptam maxitaxi s\u0103 vin acas\u0103. L\u00e2ng\u0103 mine, st\u0103tea un b\u0103tr\u00e2n. Mai \u00eencolo, un individ de vreo 40, bulbucat tot, la telefon:
\n-B\u0103, ai zis c\u0103 m\u0103 suni azi, futu-te-n gur\u0103 de jeavr\u0103!? B\u0103, ai zis c\u0103-mi dai azi banii, s-o fut \u00een gur\u0103 p\u0103 m\u0103-ta \u015fi p\u0103 sor-ta \u015fi p\u0103 toat\u0103 familia ta!? Zi, b\u0103, futu-\u0163i neamu-n cur, de ce nu m-ai sunat!? Ai zis c\u0103-mi dai banii sau n-ai zis, pi\u015fa-m-a\u015f \u00een g\u0103oaza m\u0103-tii, s\u0103 m\u0103 pi\u015f. Unde-s banii, m\u0103, c\u0103ca-m-a\u015f pe fa\u0163a ta?
\nEu, a\u015fa, par o figur\u0103 destul de nevinovat\u0103. Se \u00eentoarce mo\u015ful spre mine, pe un ton jenat:
\n-S\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i domni\u015foar\u0103, c\u0103 a\u015fa erau \u015fi Basmele rom\u00e2nilor <\/em> \u00eenainte s\u0103 le culeag\u0103 Petre Ispirescu \u015fi s\u0103 scoat\u0103 prostiile din ele, nu trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 tulbura\u0163i.
\nUite un om care nu-mi cite\u015fte blogul, mi-am zis eu. \u015ei am \u00eencercat s\u0103-mi imaginez Basmele rom\u00e2nilor<\/em> f\u0103r\u0103 contribu\u0163ia lui Petre Ispirescu. <\/p>\n

-\u00cen s\u0103bii s\u0103 ne t\u0103iem, sau \u00een g\u0103oaze s\u0103 ne mirosim?
\n-\u00cen g\u0103oaz\u0103 s-o pi\u015f eu pe m\u0103-ta, jeavr\u0103 spurcat\u0103. Hai la lupt\u0103, c\u0103-i mai dreapt\u0103.
\n\u015ei-l lu\u0103 F\u0103t-Frumos pe zmeu, \u015fi-i futu una \u00een cre\u015ftet, de intr\u0103 Zmeul \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt p\u00e2n\u0103 la genunchi. Apoi scoase pula \u015fi-i t\u0103b\u0103ci g\u0103oaza flocoas\u0103, iar la final se \u015fterse \u00eentr-un m\u0103nunchi de brusturi.
\nZmeul se f\u0103cu c\u0103 nu poate mi\u015fca, p\u00e2n\u0103 g\u0103t\u0103 F\u0103t-Frumos cu babardeala, apoi s\u0103ri \u015fi mi \u0163i-l tr\u00e2nti pe F\u0103t-Frumos \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt, de-l \u00eenfipse p\u00e2n\u0103 la br\u00e2u. \u015ei zise:
\n-\u015etii de ce se zice c\u0103 noi, zmeii, avem trei capete?
\n-De ce?
\n-Pentru c\u0103 o avem cu ramuri. S\u0103 te fut \u00een gur\u0103 cu toate trei.
\nZis \u015fi f\u0103cut. Dar, c\u00e2nd zmeul p\u0103rea gata s\u0103 se zloboad\u0103 curcubee de foc, F\u0103t-Frumos arunc\u0103 pieptenele \u015fi brusc, crescu o p\u0103dure de pule care se \u00eenfipser\u0103 toate \u00een curul zmeului. Cam a\u015fa<\/a>.
\nPe c\u00e2nd p\u0103durea de pule \u00eembujorate \u015fi b\u00e2rzoete \u00eel m\u0103ciuc\u0103rea pe zmeu, F\u0103t-Frumos s\u0103ri din p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u015fi-l \u00eenfipse pe zmeu p\u00e2n\u0103 la g\u00e2t. Iar pulele, m\u00e2nioase nevoie mare:
\n-\u015ei noi cui r\u0103m\u00e2nem?
\n-Pe el, o\u015ftenii mei! r\u0103cni pula regin\u0103.
\n\u015ei o rupse F\u0103t-Frumos la fug\u0103, urmat de stolul de pule, iar dac\u0103 n-a f\u0103cut ruptur\u0103 de menisc, poate mai fuge \u015fi ast\u0103zi. \u015ei-am \u00eenc\u0103lecat pe-o \u015fa, \u015ei v-am spus povestea a\u015fa.<\/em><\/p>\n

Slav\u0103 Domnului c\u0103-l avem pe Petre Ispirescu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Azi, st\u0103team eu \u00een fa\u0163a Auchanului \u015fi a\u015fteptam maxitaxi s\u0103 vin acas\u0103. L\u00e2ng\u0103 mine, st\u0103tea un b\u0103tr\u00e2n. Mai \u00eencolo, un individ de vreo 40,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}