Oamenii normali cu vie\u0163i normale \u00eencap perfect de mine. Numai \u0163\u0103r\u0103noii cu tupeu, care se trezesc diminea\u0163a cu \u00eentrebarea “pe cine mai fur \/ \u00een\u015fel \/ plagiez \/ trag pe sfoar\u0103 \/ calomniez azi” au un stres \u00een privin\u0163a mea, pentru c\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 nu vor sc\u0103pa u\u015for. <\/p>\n
Apoi, exist\u0103 categoria “luz\u0103r retardat, plin de venin c\u0103 e ignorat de toat\u0103 lumea \u015fi venit s\u0103 latre du\u015fm\u0103nos, plas\u00e2ndu-\u015fi musai linkul \u00een timp ce latr\u0103, \u00een speran\u0163a c\u0103 atrage c\u00e2\u0163iva r\u0103t\u0103ci\u0163i pe site-ul lui de rahat”. Scuza: “e Internet, deci pot s\u0103 m\u0103 port cum vreau”. Genul de om care, dac\u0103 s-ar stabili o por\u0163iune \u00een Pia\u0163a Unirii unde legile se abolesc, ar ucide dup\u0103 bunul plac, pentru c\u0103 se poate. Remarca\u0163i c\u0103 exist\u0103 oameni care-s politico\u015fi \u015fi de bun sim\u0163 chiar dac\u0103 e Internet. Pentru c\u0103 nu st\u0103 \u00een firea lor s\u0103 fie m\u00e2rle cu al\u0163ii. Zona liber\u0103 de reguli e ocazia perfect\u0103 pentru a deduce adev\u0103ratul caracter al omului. <\/p>\n
“Bine, Lorena, dar \u015fi tu scrii cu argou.” Nu e totuna s\u0103 scrii cu argou \u00ceNTR-UN TEXT PERSONAL, CARE NU \u0162INTE\u015eTE PE CINEVA ANUME, sau s\u0103 scrii cu argou c\u00e2nd te adresezi cuiva. A\u015fa cum nu e totuna s\u0103 faci un num\u0103r de stand-up cu “pul\u0103” sau s\u0103 i-o adresezi direct amigdalelor mamei cuiva. \u00cen primul caz, e demers artistic, \u00een al doilea, atac la persoan\u0103. <\/p>\n
Iar eu nu m\u0103 adresez a\u015fa nim\u0103nui, f\u0103r\u0103 un motiv \u00eentemeiat. Dac\u0103 o fac, e pentru c\u0103:
\na) sus\u0163ine inep\u0163ii at\u00e2t de sinistre \u00eenc\u00e2t orice efort de comunicare normal\u0103 e zadarnic
\nb) m\u0103 ponegre\u015fte constant, dar totodat\u0103 revine la cer\u015fit de aten\u0163ie. ceea ce un om cu coloan\u0103 vertebral\u0103 nu face. dac\u0103 decizi c\u0103 dete\u015fti pe cineva, mar\u015f \u00een pizda m\u0103-tii \u015fi detest\u0103-l la m\u0103-ta-n cote\u0163, nu-l sufoca cu prostia ta. eu, dac\u0103 ajung s\u0103 detest un om, \u00eel \u015fi evit. nu stau s\u0103-i ar\u0103t \u00een mod repetat c\u0103 uite, exist. c\u00e2nd faci asta, e semn c\u0103 aten\u0163ia \u0103luia pe care-l dete\u015fti e totu\u015fi important\u0103 pentru tine. deci, voi, vitele proaste care m\u0103 \u00eenjura\u0163i \u00een spam, nu face\u0163i dec\u00e2t s\u0103 v\u0103 milogi\u0163i de mine s\u0103 observ c\u0103 exista\u0163i. <\/p>\n
Una dintre inep\u0163iile sinistre ale acestui gen de retarda\u0163i e “cine te-a pus pe tine formator de opinie”. O comisie celest\u0103, format\u0103 din heruvimi \u015fi serafimi, idiotule. \u00cen nici un caz alegerea liber\u0103 a c\u00e2torva sute de oameni de a m\u0103 citi zilnic \u015fi a reveni cu fidelitate. A\u015fa cum, de altfel, faci \u015fi tu, vit\u0103 retardat\u0103. Carevas\u0103zic\u0103, te formez \u015fi pe tine la opinie, fie c\u0103-\u0163i convine, fie c\u0103 nu. De aceea m\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenjuri: pentru c\u0103 te chinui s\u0103-\u0163i sufoci complexul de inferioritate. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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