\u015etiu, are \u015fi Boris Vian unul. Dar al meu e strict legat de bl\u0103ni\u0163a asta pufoas\u0103 care \u00eemi at\u00e2rn\u0103 de suflet de c\u00e2te ori m\u0103 \u00eentorc acas\u0103. <\/p>\n
A\u0163i observat c\u0103 blana unei pisici nu e niciodat\u0103 “alb\u0103”, sau “neagr\u0103”, sau “galben\u0103”? De exemplu, blana pisicii mele are mici chelii filosofice pe frunte, por\u0163iuni care bat \u00een ciocolatiu pe spinare \u015fi un p\u00e2lcu\u015for simpatic de floci albi pe burt\u0103. Dar toate astea, la un loc, formeaz\u0103 “blan\u0103 neagr\u0103”. <\/p>\n
Oamenii care n-au pisici nu \u00een\u0163eleg. Nu \u00een\u0163eleg ce miracol de sensibilitate, mici r\u0103ut\u0103\u0163i, mari tandre\u0163uri \u015fi eterne ghidu\u015fii reprezint\u0103 o pisic\u0103. \u00cen acest caz, una neagr\u0103, cu capul rotund, urechi agile, spr\u00e2ncene \u015fi must\u0103\u0163i dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015fe \u015fi ochi\u015fori mari, verzi, cu priviri care spun mai mult dec\u00e2t o mie de cuvinte. <\/p>\n
Pisica mea are 9 ani. O am, sau mai exact, m\u0103 are, de c\u00e2nd era pui. \u015ei seara, c\u00e2nd vin acas\u0103, \u00eemi cere dragoste. Eu \u00eei dau s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce, dar nu se atinge de bol – chiar dac\u0103-s plecat\u0103 de diminea\u0163\u0103, deci, teoretic, moare de foame – dac\u0103 n-o iau \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi nu-i m\u00e2ng\u00e2i c\u0103p\u015forul mic \u015fi must\u0103cios. Iar c\u00e2nd fac asta, \u00eenchide ochii \u015fi se abandoneaz\u0103. Pur \u015fi simplu, se las\u0103 \u00een \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fare ca un \u00eenot\u0103tor care face pluta. Zici c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015feaz\u0103 la r\u00e2ndu-i. <\/p>\n
Pisica mea neagr\u0103 e de fapt cenu\u015fie \u00eenchis, maronie-ro\u015fcat\u0103 \u015fi pe ici pe colo, c\u0103runt\u0103. Are o cicatrice pe buza superioar\u0103, unde a ars-o firul c\u00e2nd a ros un cablu electric conectat la o chestie care mergea, p\u00e2n\u0103 l-a rupt, \u015fi s-a electrocutat. Are un din\u0163i\u015for lips\u0103, pentru c\u0103 a \u0163inut neap\u0103rat s\u0103 mu\u015fte dintr-un lemn mare, pe care i se pusese pata. Are multe, multe sf\u00e2rcuri – de ce s\u0103 ai at\u00e2tea, dac\u0103 e\u015fti motan \u015fi oricum n-ai \u00een plan s\u0103 faci pui vii \u015fi s\u0103-i hr\u0103ne\u015fti cu lapte? Are coad\u0103 sub\u0163ire – de aici deducem c\u0103 e corcitur\u0103 de Bombay, c\u0103 \u00een rest are toate datele. Poate ni\u015fte idio\u0163i au aruncat puiul taman pentru c\u0103 pisica aristocrat\u0103 a familiei o arsese cu un maidanez. Dar cui \u00eei pas\u0103? Pisica mea e forma mea de paradis la purrrrrt\u0103tor. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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