{"id":5675,"date":"2012-10-01T12:53:33","date_gmt":"2012-10-01T12:53:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5675"},"modified":"2012-10-01T12:53:33","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T12:53:33","slug":"paraciosu-roade-osu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/paraciosu-roade-osu\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u00e2r\u00e2ciosu&#8217; roade osu&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LinkedIn e foarte mi\u015fto. Toat\u0103 lumea are nume \u015fi CV, \u015ftii c\u0103 stai de vorb\u0103 cu un om serios, nu cu Aten\u0163ie Se\u00eenchid U\u015file, cu func\u0163ia General Lene\u015f Executive la Perpetual Mint Rubbing Society. Deci \u015ftii c\u0103 nu irose\u015fti aten\u0163ie pe un loser care \u00ee\u0163i fute aiurea timpul pre\u0163ios, pe care altminteri l-ai putea dedica f\u0103uririi altor imperii financiare. DAR: <\/p>\n<p>LinkedIn e cu p\u00e2ra. &#8220;Your profile was viewed yesterday five times by Pulic\u0103 Fr\u00e2naru&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Apoi mie nu-mi convine s\u0103 m\u0103 p\u00e2rasc\u0103 LinkedIn lu&#8217; Pulic\u0103 Fr\u00e2naru c\u0103 eu \u00eemi petrec nop\u0163ile cu o m\u00e2n\u0103 pe mouse, admir\u00e2ndu-i pozele, \u015fi cu cealalt\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc concentrat la el. Eventual, printr-un update, s\u0103 \u015fi raporteze: Amalia Nasborc\u0103nat spent 10 minutes and 44 seconds on your profile. E violare a intimit\u0103\u0163ii mele de labagiu. Serios, LinkedIn, nu se face. <\/p>\n<p>De aceea \u00eemi place mie Facebook. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LinkedIn e foarte mi\u015fto. Toat\u0103 lumea are nume \u015fi CV, \u015ftii c\u0103 stai de vorb\u0103 cu un om serios, nu cu Aten\u0163ie Se\u00eenchid U\u015file,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5675"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5675\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}