{"id":5696,"date":"2012-10-06T17:57:35","date_gmt":"2012-10-06T17:57:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5696"},"modified":"2012-10-06T17:57:35","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T17:57:35","slug":"salata-de-dormit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/salata-de-dormit\/","title":{"rendered":"Salat\u0103 de dormit"},"content":{"rendered":"

Avem parteneriate cu Eisberg, de aceea, ocazional, ne mai vine plocon la redac\u0163ie c\u00e2te un l\u0103doi de salate.<\/p>\n

Ultima oar\u0103, ne-a venit o salat\u0103 numit\u0103 Misticanza. Ce tare, zic eu, cobor p\u00e2n\u0103 la Mega s\u0103-mi iau ro\u015fii cherry \u015fi telemea light, pe care o c\u0103s\u0103pesc \u00eentr-un castron, arunc peste ea ro\u015fiile cherry \u015fi salata. \u015ei bag cu poft\u0103.<\/p>\n

Peste cam un sfert de or\u0103, \u00eemi simt pleoapele grele. \u00cencerc s\u0103 m\u0103 concentrez la ce scriam, nu pot. M\u0103 \u00eentind pu\u0163in pe canapeaua redac\u0163iei \u015fi, \u00een nici 10 minute, m\u0103 scufund \u00eentr-un somn de categorie grea. Eu, care-s coleric\u0103 \u015fi dorm mereu cu o bomb\u0103 pe ovare. M\u0103 treze\u015fte cineva la 17 \u015fi ceva: “Lorena, ai murit sau ceva?” R\u00e2dem, glumim, beau o cafea, etc.<\/p>\n

Ajung acas\u0103 \u00een seara aia, pe la 20.00 \u00cemi fac o salat\u0103 din acela\u015fi sortiment, de data asta cu porumb, ardei gras \u015fi o conserv\u0103 de ton. Yummy. \u015ei cam \u00een sfert de or\u0103, \u00eemi simt pleoapele grele. Nici m\u0103car nu \u00eencerc s\u0103 m\u0103 concentrez, zic doar c\u0103 m\u0103 cuib\u0103resc pe canapea l\u00e2ng\u0103 motan… \u015fi pic \u00eentr-un colaps total, o noapte neagr\u0103 asemenea uit\u0103rii celei oarbe, din care m\u0103 trezesc la 4:55.<\/p>\n

\u015ei deduc eu c\u0103 simptomele erau de la salat\u0103, m\u0103 uit pe lista de ingrediente:<\/p>\n

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Acuma, \u015ftiu c\u0103 frunzele de valerian\u0103 n-au dec\u00e2t a mia parte din impactul de K. O. al r\u0103d\u0103cinei de valerian\u0103. \u015etiu c\u0103 mul\u0163i le bag\u0103 \u00een salate. Dar, dac\u0103 m\u0103 duc la Lidl s\u0103 iau valerian\u0103 frunze, \u015ftiu la ce m\u0103 expun. Dac\u0103 tu bagi valerian\u0103 \u00een salata ta gata preparat\u0103, nu e ar fi oare cazul s\u0103 scrii pe pung\u0103, undeva vizibil: “Poate cauza somnolen\u0163\u0103 sau m\u00e2nat jirul la porci hardcore. Don’t Eisberg and drive?” ? Zic \u015fi eu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Avem parteneriate cu Eisberg, de aceea, ocazional, ne mai vine plocon la redac\u0163ie c\u00e2te un l\u0103doi de salate. Ultima oar\u0103, ne-a venit o salat\u0103...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}