{"id":5705,"date":"2012-10-07T09:56:40","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T09:56:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5705"},"modified":"2012-10-07T09:56:40","modified_gmt":"2012-10-07T09:56:40","slug":"alt-bullshit-de-alarmat-cotoroantele-pisaloage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/alt-bullshit-de-alarmat-cotoroantele-pisaloage\/","title":{"rendered":"Alt bullshit de alarmat cotoroan\u0163ele pis\u0103loage"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dup\u0103 cum se \u015ftie, fiecare familie are tone de hoa\u015fte iritante. Caracteristici: a abandonat de timpuriu orice form\u0103 de studiu, s\u0103 “intre \u00een r\u00e2ndul lumii”, s\u0103 se m\u0103rite, s\u0103 se \u00eempuiasc\u0103, \u015fi \u015fi-a petrecut via\u0163a la crati\u0163\u0103 \u015fi la mop. Efectul: aptitudinea de a colecta \u015fi de a procesa informa\u0163ii este \u00eenlocuit\u0103 de o \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2nare c\u0103ptu\u015fit\u0103 de izolatorul perfect, \u015fi anume ignoran\u0163a,de \u00a0zeci de teorii ale conspira\u0163iei – unele absolut ridicole – \u015fi de nevoia mistic\u0103 de a crede cele mai sinistre t\u00e2mpenii, dublat\u0103 de nevoia mistic\u0103 de a le perpetua \u015fi de a otr\u0103vi via\u0163a celor din jur cu ele.<\/p>\n

Pe scurt, b\u0103rba\u0163ii retarda\u0163i, care vor pizde la crati\u0163\u0103, pentru c\u0103 e mai comod dec\u00e2t s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti menajer\u0103, pl\u0103tesc la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e, c\u00e2nd pizda de la crati\u0163\u0103 se transform\u0103 exact \u00een ce povesteam eu \u00een paragraful anterior.<\/p>\n

Partea trist\u0103 e c\u0103 de pe urma acestui gen de pizd\u0103 \u015fi a terorii exercitate de ea nu sufer\u0103 doar boul zg\u00e2rcit care a preferat-o, din nevoia de a economisi menajera. Sufer\u0103 \u015fi copii, nepo\u0163ii, tinerii din familie.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 vaca b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi proast\u0103 cite\u015fte un bullshit ca \u0103sta pe net<\/a>. \u015ei, proast\u0103 cum e, pune instant botul. “Ahaaa, s\u0103-\u0163i verifici constant mailul \u00a0e boal\u0103”. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 la faptul \u00a0c\u0103, exact a\u015fa, \u015fuetele ei interminabile cu pizde la fel de b\u0103tr\u00e2ne \u015fi de proaste pe telefonul familiei ar putea fi categorisite “boal\u0103”, taman la fel. Sau privitul antenei 3 la televizor. Sau cump\u0103ratul compulsiv de tabloide. Sau nevoia compulsiv\u0103 \u00a0de a \u015fti cine cu cine se fute \u00een bloc \u015fi de ce.<\/p>\n

“While rare in adults, those children suffering from Internet Use Disorder have been known to become angry and violent when their supply of Internet time is interrupted.”\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

\u015ei vaca b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi proast\u0103 vine \u015fi-i \u00eenchide calculatorul adolescentului exact c\u00e2nd \u0103la se afl\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103-n fa\u0163\u0103 cu o nou\u0103 armat\u0103 de terori\u015fti. Pu\u015ftiul reac\u0163ioneaz\u0103 exact cum ar reac\u0163iona vita sinistr\u0103 dac\u0103 cineva i-ar \u00eenchide ei televizorul taman c\u00e2nd Carlos \u00a0Manuel Alfonzo d\u0103 s-o s\u0103rute pe Rosaura Isaura Cugaura. Numai c\u0103 vaca b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103, vit\u0103 sinistr\u0103 fiind, nu face asocia\u0163ii de genul \u0103sta. Clatin\u0103 din deget \u015fi zice: “Aha, ai internet dizord\u0103r \u015fi se manifest\u0103. Ce bine c\u0103 te scap.”<\/p>\n

Apoi, remarca\u0163i ipocrizia:<\/p>\n

“For instance, for the elderly the Internet may be a welcome means through which to connect to loved ones and by which they might maintain their independence, having at their fingertips the means to order their shopping, pay their bills and interact with communities they would otherwise be cut off from.”\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

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Adic\u0103, aceea\u015fi interac\u0163iune care, \u00een cazul t\u0103u, e “boal\u0103”, \u00een cazul cotoroan\u0163ei \u00a0e “welcome means”. \ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n

Apoi, tot vaca sinistr\u0103: “Ce copil nerecunosc\u0103tor. Nu mi-a apreciat iubirea, m-a p\u0103r\u0103sit \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc singur\u0103 cu Carlos Manuel Alfonso \u015fi cu Rosaura”.<\/p>\n

—-<\/p>\n

Adev\u0103rul este c\u0103 leg\u0103turile cu oameni din jur se construiesc de la sine, dac\u0103-s oameni. Dac\u0103-s cretini sini\u015ftri, \u015fi vezi c\u00e2t sunt de cretini sini\u015ftri, intr\u0103 \u00een func\u0163iune instinctul de conservare. Te refugiezi pe net ca s\u0103 nu-i masacrezi s\u00e2ngeros, c\u0103 n-ai chef s\u0103 faci \u00eenchisoare pentru cretini sini\u015ftri. \u015ei dac\u0103 cretinii sini\u015ftri se bag\u0103 cu for\u0163a \u00een seam\u0103, evident c\u0103 faci \u00een a\u015fa fel, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 dispar\u0103 definitiv din via\u0163a ta. \u00ce\u0163i iei job, te mu\u0163i, le blochezi toate modalit\u0103\u0163ile de contact \u015fi gata, tr\u0103ie\u015fti fericit cu oamenii care-s oameni. Nu pentru c\u0103 ai internet dizord\u0103r ci pentru c\u0103 ai o singur\u0103 via\u0163\u0103, pe care vrei s-o tr\u0103ie\u015fti retardfree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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