{"id":5714,"date":"2012-10-08T09:13:27","date_gmt":"2012-10-08T09:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5714"},"modified":"2012-10-08T09:13:27","modified_gmt":"2012-10-08T09:13:27","slug":"retardatii-se-culca-n-frac-si-ies-pe-strada-n-pijama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/retardatii-se-culca-n-frac-si-ies-pe-strada-n-pijama\/","title":{"rendered":"Retarda\u0163ii se culc\u0103-n frac \u015fi ies pe strad\u0103-n pijama"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dac\u0103 nu erau doi boi care m-ar fi enervat pe aceea\u015fi tem\u0103, n-a\u015f fi scris acest post. Dar, c\u00e2nd doi te ceart\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti beat, iar tu erai doar somnoros, e rost s\u0103 \u00eempar\u0163i un camion de mui \u00a0\u015fi s\u0103 treze\u015fti pu\u0163in lumea la realitate.<\/p>\n

Ieri, un cretin \u00eemi strica duminica pe Facebook, r\u0103cnind c\u0103 la ultima mea postare n-am adus statistici, grafice \u015fi charturi s\u0103-mi sus\u0163in\u0103 spusele. La un text care era, evident pentru \u00eentregul univers, un pamflet legat de alarmismul fake \u015fi age-discriminating al unui alt text, \u015fi la modul \u00een care aceast\u0103 discriminare de v\u00e2rst\u0103 ar putea ad\u00e2nci generation gap. Pentru c\u0103 p\u0103rintele se poart\u0103 mult prea des ca un despot absolut care uit\u0103 c\u0103, \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi, el va depinde de copil \u015fi riscul e mare ca atunci s\u0103 culeag\u0103 ce a sem\u0103nat.<\/p>\n

Buuun. Deci un bou voia statistici \u015fi charts. La o postare pe blog. Una gratis, pe care o scriu de entertainment.<\/p>\n

La nici jum\u0103tate de or\u0103, \u00eemi d\u0103 altcineva link aici.<\/a>\u00a0Unde alt\u0103 vit\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103l\u0163at\u0103 se v\u0103ic\u0103rea c\u0103cum \u00eemi permit eu s\u0103 m\u0103 amuz pe marginea unei \u015ftiri protv f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 declan\u015fez ditamai investiga\u0163ia. \u015ei compara blog postul meu amuzat cu un text deontolog de la jobul meu precedent.<\/p>\n

P\u0103i futu-v\u0103-n g\u00e2t de retarda\u0163i, \u00a0care nu \u015fti\u0163i s\u0103 face\u0163i diferen\u0163a \u00eentre job pl\u0103tit \u015fi distrac\u0163ie \u00een timpul liber. Ia duce\u0163i-v\u0103 voi, vite proaste, la prietenul vostru stomatolog \u015fi ruga\u0163i-l s\u0103 v\u0103 extrag\u0103 o m\u0103sea la masa din ber\u0103rie. Ia merge\u0163i voi la munc\u0103 \u00een pijama \u015fi la culcare \u00een frac, vite sinistre. Voi sunte\u0163i acela\u015fi prost care h\u0103r\u0163ui\u0163i actorul, \u00een autobuz: “Mo\u015fule, joac\u0103-ne \u015fi nou\u0103 ceva”, de parc\u0103 la electricianul \u00a0\u00eent\u00e2lnit \u00een autobuz v-a\u0163i permite s\u0103 v\u0103 duce\u0163i cu tabloul electric \u00een bra\u0163e, retarda\u0163ii sini\u015ftri ai mor\u0163ilor mamelor voastre!<\/p>\n

\u015ei nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd, vite proaste. Vre\u0163i informa\u0163ie argumentat\u0103, charturi \u015fi investiga\u0163ie pe un subiect? OK. E meseria mea \u015fi m\u0103 descurc. Pot \u00a0face blog cu abonament, pe bani, iar cotiza\u0163iile voastre s\u0103 fac\u0103 s\u0103 merite deranjul. Dar care mai bag\u0103 blabla-ul deontologiei la blogul meu pe care-l cite\u015fte moca, \u015fi care e exact ce e, amuzament de timp liber, o s\u0103-\u015fi ia foarte, foarte mult\u0103 \u00a0muie. Nu vei beneficia tu, mocagiul odios, \u00a0gratis de munca mea de jurnalist dec\u00e2t:<\/p>\n

a) dac\u0103 cineva pl\u0103te\u015fte pentru asta \u015fi n-are o problem\u0103 s\u0103 vezi \u015fi tu, prostul profitor<\/p>\n

b) dac\u0103 e o cauz\u0103 pe care o simt eu aproape de corason \u015fi vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 implic.<\/p>\n

\u00cen rest, m\u0103 distrez. C\u00e2nd e pe banii mei, taci \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii de prost.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dac\u0103 nu erau doi boi care m-ar fi enervat pe aceea\u015fi tem\u0103, n-a\u015f fi scris acest post. Dar, c\u00e2nd doi te ceart\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5714"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5714\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}