M\u0103 tot spameaz\u0103 lumea pe toate c\u0103ile de comunicare posibile cu “moam\u0103\u0103\u0103, ce frumos erea c\u00e2nd aveam rege. Rom\u00e2niei i-a mers cel mai bine cu rege.”<\/p>\n
1. 1930 nu e totuna cu 2012.<\/p>\n
Dragi prieteni, via\u0163a dintr-o anumit\u0103 \u00a0epoc\u0103 istoric\u0103 dat\u0103 nu are nimic de a face cu cea din alta. Tr\u0103im \u00een 2012. Anul \u00een care prin\u0163esa Kate apare \u00een tabloide \u00een s\u00e2nii goi. \u00cencet-\u00eencet, \u015fi monarhii care exist\u0103 deja se umplu de ridicolul \u015fi de mizeria care par s\u0103 dea sensul, mai nou, al vie\u0163ii de socialite. Ceea ce e, cumva, incompatibil cu respectul tradi\u0163ional pe care poporul ar trebui s\u0103-l \u00a0simt\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de st\u0103p\u00e2nitorul cu sceptru.<\/p>\n
2. “S-ar rezolva criza politic\u0103”.<\/p>\n
Eu zic c\u0103 s-ar ad\u00e2nci. Pentru c\u0103, de bine de r\u0103u, pre\u015fedintele \u0163i-l alegi tu, dar regele e cel care vine la r\u00e2nd, indiferent de calit\u0103\u0163ile care \u00eel recomand\u0103, sau nu, pentru c\u00e2rma \u0163\u0103rii. C\u0103 nu \u015fti\u0163i voi s\u0103 alege\u0163i pre\u015fedin\u0163i, \u015fi a\u0163i ales numai cretini, e vina voastr\u0103, nu a pre\u015feden\u0163iei ca institu\u0163ie. Pentru mine, personal, libertatea de a alege va fi \u00eentotdeauna mai presus de principiul “ce vine la r\u00e2nd”. Criza politic\u0103 de acum e vina voastr\u0103, alege\u0163i responsabil \u015fi se va rezolva singur\u0103.<\/p>\n
3. “Protocol, dragostea mea”<\/p>\n
Au f\u0103cut Antena 3 \u015fi al\u0163i retarda\u0163i ditamai scandalul legat de nunta Ebei, care, vezi Doamne, a risipit resursele norodului \u015fi n\u0103rodului, \u00een plin\u0103 criz\u0103. Ghinion, obrazul sub\u0163ire cu protocol mult se \u0163ine. Dac\u0103 vrei rege, trebuie s\u0103 ai Buckingham, Balmoral, etc. Iar toate astea presupun – exaaaact – imense cheltuieli de la buget. Iar eu zic c\u0103catedrala m\u00e2ntuirii lui Daniel e suficient\u0103. Daniel e regele nostru, nu ne mai trebuie altul. C\u00e2nd un rege va face nunt\u0103 cu 3.000 de invita\u0163i din banii t\u0103i de la buget, smul\u015fi de la s\u0103n\u0103tate, educa\u0163ie \u015fi alte nimicuri similare, nu vei mai putea s\u0103 c\u00e2r\u00e2i c\u0103 uite, ce \u00a0cheltuitor e. E rege, cheltuiala regal\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00een fi\u015fa postului.<\/p>\n
4. “Ne va schimba \u00een bine imaginea”.<\/p>\n
A se lua una bucat\u0103 muncitor extrem de jegos, \u00eempu\u0163it din na\u015ftere, nefamiliar cu apa cald\u0103 sau s\u0103punul, plin de purici, p\u0103duchi, l\u0103\u0163ei, tenii \u015fi urdori la ochi. Apoi, \u00eei punem \u00een cap o p\u0103l\u0103rie superb\u0103 de aur, b\u0103tut\u0103 cu rubine \u015fi diamante. \u00cen ce m\u0103sur\u0103 i se schimb\u0103 imaginea?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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