Drag\u0103 grafomane ling\u0103u,<\/p>\n
M\u0103 sperie nespus “like”-urile pe care mi le dai, urmate de un subit mesaj privat “Vrei s\u0103 cite\u015fti un text scris de mine \u015fi s\u0103-mi spui o p\u0103rere?” \u00a0Asta m\u0103 face s\u0103 m\u0103 simt de parc\u0103 mi-ai cere r\u0103splata pentru “like”. Or, un om care d\u0103 “like” pentru c\u0103 \u00eei place cu adev\u0103rat ceva nu are impresia c\u0103 a f\u0103cut o favoare \u015fi nu cere r\u0103splat\u0103. Pur \u015fi simplu, recunoa\u015fte ceva bun pentru c\u0103 e bun, \u015fi pentru c\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fte pe baz\u0103 de convingeri, nu de impresii modificabile dup\u0103 cum bate v\u00e2ntul.<\/p>\n
Adev\u0103rul, drag\u0103 grafomane ling\u0103u, este c\u0103 \u00een majoritatea cazurilor, \u00a0scrii sinistru de prost. Nu \u015ftii s\u0103 alegi cuvinte. Le \u00eenjghebi \u00een fraze retardate, care \u00a0sun\u0103 ca interviurile din “Vax populi”. \u015ei nu pentru c\u0103 asta ar fi o inten\u0163ie subtil\u0103 de parodiere ci pentru c\u0103 tu crezi cu toat\u0103 seriozitatea c\u0103 “a\u015fa se scrie frumos”. Le umpli de cli\u015fee fals-\u00een\u0163elepte, pe care le repe\u0163i iritant \u015fi m\u0103 faci s\u0103-mi doresc s\u0103 te \u00eenjur de mam\u0103 pentru c\u0103 m\u0103 supui la un travaliu pe care nu mi-l doresc \u015fi pe care nu \u0163i-l datorez.<\/p>\n
Drag\u0103 grafomane ling\u0103u, ceea ce detractorii mei nu sesizeaz\u0103 e c\u0103 \u00a0eu \u00eei umplu de puli \u015fi de fut doar pe cocalarii m\u00e2rlani \u015fi mi-e oarecum mil\u0103 \u015fi jen\u0103 s\u0103 dau \u00een oi\u0163e nevinovate cu ochi mari \u015fi bl\u00e2nzi. C\u0103 oameni suntem cu to\u0163ii. \u015ei \u0163i-e nu \u015ftiu cum s\u0103 \u00eei spui unei fiin\u0163e vulnerabile: “Scrii sinistru. S\u0103 moar\u0103 m\u0103-ta c\u0103 mi-ai ruinat zece minute din via\u0163\u0103! Nu-mi mai da like \u015fi nu-mi mai cere nimic!”<\/p>\n
Dar adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 scrii sinistru. S\u0103 nu moar\u0103 m\u0103-ta, c\u0103 nu va avea cine s\u0103 te \u00eentre\u0163in\u0103, dar mi-ai ruinat zece minute din via\u0163\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu po\u0163i coexista cu mine f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi ceri favoruri, f\u0103-te c\u0103 nu exist.<\/p>\n
Cu r\u0103bd\u0103rile puse pe bigudiuri,<\/p>\n
Lorena.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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