{"id":5763,"date":"2012-10-20T09:21:04","date_gmt":"2012-10-20T09:21:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5763"},"modified":"2012-10-20T09:21:04","modified_gmt":"2012-10-20T09:21:04","slug":"cum-umpic-devine-decat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-umpic-devine-decat\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum &#8220;umpic&#8221; devine &#8220;dec\u00e2t&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C\u0103t\u0103lin Anchidin, communication manager sau cum i se zice \u00een corporatez\u0103 func\u0163iei de PR slash organizator de evenimente la Parada Film \u015fi la multe alte comitete \u015fi comi\u0163ii, e un tip jovial \u015fi haios. Mare mi-a fost mirarea c\u00e2nd v\u0103d pe peretele lui ceva de genul: &#8220;Suge\u0163i pula, idio\u0163ilor, e UN PIC, nu UMPIC&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Uneori, \u015fi oamenii blajini, non-conflictuali, au c\u00e2te o pas\u0103 de anarhie, \u00eemi zic eu. \u015ei-i explic: &#8220;umpic&#8221; nu e ca &#8220;dec\u00e2t&#8221; din &#8220;te iubesc dec\u00e2t pe tine&#8221;, \u00een sensul c\u0103 \u0103ia care scriu cu &#8220;dec\u00e2t&#8221; sunt convin\u015fi c\u0103 e corect, \u00een timp ce &#8220;umpic&#8221; e folosit de uneori noi, \u0103\u015ftia, care r\u00e2dem de retarzii care nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 pronun\u0163e &#8220;un pic&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Da, face el, dar c\u00e2nd &#8220;umpic&#8221; vine \u00een mailuri \u015fi comunicate oficiale?<\/p>\n<p>Corect. De vin\u0103 sunt tot directorii care iau piari\u0163e pe baza aptitudinilor felative \u015fi nu pe baza competen\u0163ei profesionale. Alea v\u0103d &#8220;umpic&#8221; pe wallul celor care glumesc \u015fi li se pare c\u0103 a\u015fa trebuie. Iar &#8220;umpic&#8221; devine treptat noul &#8220;dec\u00e2t&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Vede\u0163i de ce nu v\u0103 las eu s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenjura\u0163i, nici m\u0103car \u00een glum\u0103? Pentru c\u0103 vin cocalarii realmente pro\u015fti \u015fi li se pare c\u0103 aha, se poate. Deci e loc de. \u015ei c\u00e2nd t\u00e2rlanul realmente retardat ajunge la concluzia c\u0103 &#8220;e loc de&#8221;, doar castrarea sau o mitralier\u0103 \u00eel pot opri. Iar eu prefer s\u0103 p\u0103strez banii de mitralier\u0103 pentru parfumuri.<\/p>\n<p>Concluzia: \u015eefi, angaja\u0163i curve bune pe post de &#8220;sugace de pul\u0103&#8221; \u015fi femei cu creier pe post de PR-i. Reiau again &amp; again: NU \u00eencerca\u0163i s\u0103 unifica\u0163i posturile. \u015ei eu recunosc din prima un comunicat scris de &#8220;muista \u015fefului&#8221;, numai c\u0103 eu nu m\u0103 enervez ca Anchidin, ci r\u00e2d. R\u00e2d de c\u00e2t de gher\u0163oi pro\u015fti \u015fi parveni\u0163i m\u00e2rlani sunte\u0163i, \u015fi de cum se vede asta de la o po\u015ft\u0103, \u00een pofida fi\u0163elor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u0103t\u0103lin Anchidin, communication manager sau cum i se zice \u00een corporatez\u0103 func\u0163iei de PR slash organizator de evenimente la Parada Film \u015fi la multe&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}