-Din ce facem noi ceva care s\u0103 semene a joint?<\/p>\n
-Oregano ave\u0163i?<\/p>\n
-Avem ni\u015fte ceai verde.<\/p>\n
-Ia!<\/p>\n
-B\u0103i, arat\u0103 sinistru de asem\u0103n\u0103tor cu weedul.<\/p>\n
-Bun, deci a luat castingul.<\/p>\n
—-<\/p>\n
-Cum rul\u0103m jointul? Se vede sau nu \u00een trailer?<\/p>\n
-B\u0103, mai bine nu, din dou\u0103 considerente: a) ni-l d\u0103 jos de pe iutub \u015fi de pe vimeo.<\/p>\n
-\u015ei b)?<\/p>\n
-Care \u015fti\u0163i s\u0103 rula\u0163i un joint gra\u0163ios, de professional junkie?<\/p>\n
-…<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
-Ce faci, m\u0103, acolo, cu tona aia de foi\u0163\u0103? \u0102la nu mai e joint, e ditamai bongu’.<\/p>\n
-Alo, b\u0103, zi \u015fi nou\u0103 cum se ruleaz\u0103 un cui? Nu, frate, nu m\u0103 droghez, sunt la o filmare unde personajul asta face. Da, \u015ftiu c\u0103 sun\u0103 a scuz\u0103 patetic\u0103, dar pe bune c\u0103 e adev\u0103rat.<\/p>\n
—-<\/p>\n
-Ahaha, deci tu ai f\u0103cut \u00eent\u00e2i cornet, ca la popcorn, \u015fi abia apoi culegi ceaiul cu el, de parc\u0103 ar fi floricele?<\/p>\n
-Da. Are ceva?<\/p>\n
—-<\/p>\n
-Bun, \u015fi se presupune c\u0103 eu trebuie s\u0103 fumez… gen… ceai verde?<\/p>\n
-Da.<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
(Dup\u0103 5 minute): Hihi, haha. Ce stare zglobie am. Hihihihi. Voi sunte\u0163i siguri c\u0103 era ceai verde?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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