{"id":5836,"date":"2012-11-10T10:12:52","date_gmt":"2012-11-10T10:12:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5836"},"modified":"2012-11-10T10:12:52","modified_gmt":"2012-11-10T10:12:52","slug":"hawk-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/hawk-eye\/","title":{"rendered":"Hawk-Eye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am o voin\u0163\u0103 de acid. \u015ei nu m\u0103 refer la LSD, de\u015fi e adev\u0103rat c\u0103 uneori dorin\u0163ele mele dau st\u0103ri de\u00a0<em>high\u00a0<\/em>altora. Dar am o voin\u0163\u0103 de fier legat\u0103 de varii lucruri, iar c\u00e2nd \u00eemi doresc ceva, uneori se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 miracole.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd eram copil, aveam un caz de miopie sever\u0103. Asta se suprapunea peste un caz de ur\u00e2\u0163enie sever\u0103, \u015fi, combinate cu dr\u0103g\u0103l\u0103\u015fenia mea caracteristic\u0103 (a se citi trolant), ie\u015fea o form\u0103 oarecare de\u00a0<em>The Devil Wears School Uniform.\u00a0<\/em>Vede\u0163i imaginea:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/11\/300757_465506943482248_221791996_n.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5837\" title=\"\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/11\/300757_465506943482248_221791996_n.jpg?resize=560%2C363\" height=\"363\" width=\"560\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cine din ultimul r\u00e2nd are dioptrii gen curu-borcanului \u015fi r\u00e2nje\u015fte a trollface de prostia \u0103lora care c\u00e2nt\u0103 c\u0103 &#8220;trei culooori cunooosc pe lume&#8221;, num\u0103r\u00e2nd \u00een sine &#8220;ro\u015fu, galben, albastru, verde, SUGE\u0162I-O!&#8221;? Desigur, eu. P\u0103 bune, imnul de atunci, pentru cititorii mei de 20 de ani, \u00eencepea cu o inep\u0163ie de redu\u015fi mintal, pe care eu o sesizam \u00eenc\u0103 de la 7 ani.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bwcqEJMIZYQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Buuun. Printr-a patra, m-am \u00eendr\u0103gostit \u015fi am decis s\u0103 umanizez the trollface. \u015ei, pentru c\u0103 ochelarii erau principalul factor de hido\u015fenie, i-am aruncat \u00een col\u0163 \u015fi am decis: &#8220;EU O S\u0102 V\u0102D!&#8221; N-am mai purtat ochelari, lentile, nimic.<\/p>\n<p>Ieri, control de s\u0103n\u0103tate la firm\u0103. Test oftalmologic. Fr\u0103\u0163ic\u0103, deslu\u015feam \u015fi ultimul r\u00e2nd, cu o acurate\u0163e uimitoare. Vedere de aproape perfect\u0103, vedere de departe perfect\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-Ave\u0163i ochi de vultur, domni\u015foar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Deci, sau voin\u0163a unui om poate \u00een mod real modifica Universul, sau exist\u0103 Dumnezeu \u015fi \u00eempline\u015fte dorin\u0163e.<\/p>\n<p>A dvs.,<\/p>\n<p>Hawk-Eye.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am o voin\u0163\u0103 de acid. \u015ei nu m\u0103 refer la LSD, de\u015fi e adev\u0103rat c\u0103 uneori dorin\u0163ele mele dau st\u0103ri de\u00a0high\u00a0altora. 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