{"id":5899,"date":"2012-11-20T07:30:02","date_gmt":"2012-11-20T07:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5899"},"modified":"2012-11-20T07:30:02","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T07:30:02","slug":"trollul-de-bancuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/trollul-de-bancuri\/","title":{"rendered":"Trollul de bancuri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trec printr-o perioad\u0103 de trolaj intens, \u00een care nu m\u0103 excit\u0103 nimic mai mult, dec\u00e2t b\u0103gatul de be\u0163e-n roate. Ultima g\u0103selni\u0163\u0103: trolatul glumelor, \u00eendeob\u015fte cu \u00a0o \u00eentrebare de baraj uciga\u015f\u0103. De exemplu ieri, zicea cineva un banc.<\/p>\n<p><em>Astronau\u0163ii americani ajung pe Marte. Coboar\u0103 de pe nav\u0103, merg ce merg \u015fi dau de un baci cu \u015fub\u0103 mi\u0163oas\u0103.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>-De unde e\u015fti dta, bace?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>-De la Sibiu.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>-\u015ei cu ce-ai venit aici?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>-Cu br\u00e2nz\u0103!\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u015ei trollingul: Ascul\u0163i bancul cu o min\u0103 impasibil\u0103, iar la sf\u00e2r\u015fit \u00eentrebi:<\/p>\n<p>-De unde \u015ftiau astronau\u0163ii americani rom\u00e2ne\u015fte?<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei i-ai ucis francul. Pampam.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trec printr-o perioad\u0103 de trolaj intens, \u00een care nu m\u0103 excit\u0103 nimic mai mult, dec\u00e2t b\u0103gatul de be\u0163e-n roate. Ultima g\u0103selni\u0163\u0103: trolatul glumelor, \u00eendeob\u015fte&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}