{"id":5914,"date":"2012-11-25T21:01:57","date_gmt":"2012-11-25T21:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5914"},"modified":"2012-11-25T21:01:57","modified_gmt":"2012-11-25T21:01:57","slug":"chirila-ma-faci-sa-plang-in-metrou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/chirila-ma-faci-sa-plang-in-metrou\/","title":{"rendered":"Chiril\u0103, m\u0103 faci s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng \u00een metrou!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Luat la mi\u015fto de pulifricii cu aere de macho care cred c\u0103 masculinitatea \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i negi frenetic orice form\u0103 de sensibilitate, <a href=\"http:\/\/tudorchirila.blogspot.ro\/\">Tudor Chiril\u0103<\/a> exercit\u0103 pe blog o form\u0103 frumoas\u0103 de frond\u0103: Da, eu \u00eemi permit s\u0103 fiu sensibil. Am un suflet ginga\u015f \u015fi-mi asum asta. Cui nu-i convine, s\u0103 mi-o suflece! <\/p>\n<p>Succesul la femei vine cumva de la sine, pentru c\u0103 <em>sensitivity is the new big dick.<\/em>. Femeia de azi, care munce\u015fte, nu mai are r\u0103bdare s\u0103 suporte figuri de mascul alfa &#8211; \u00een  fond, s-a dus s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 exact pentru a fi independent\u0103 financiar, pentru a-\u015fi c\u00e2\u015ftiga dreptul de a-i da un \u015fut \u00een testicule \u0163op\u00e2rlanului \u00eenfumurat \u015fi neatent la nevoile ei \u015fi de a-\u015fi crea confort \u00een via\u0163\u0103. De aceea, Tudor Chiril\u0103 &#8211; sensibilul de pe blog, nu tipul excesiv de orgolios din via\u0163a real\u0103 &#8211; are un succes fabulos la femei de toate v\u00e2rstele. Subliniez, toate v\u00e2rstele. Cunosc femei de 35, respectiv 43 de ani, care-l \u00eenghit pe nemestecate. \u00cen scris. Probabil, \u00een via\u0163a real\u0103 l-ar bate cu coada de m\u0103tur\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Azi, pe la 3.30, tot barul Cupola de la T\u00e2rgul de Carte Gaudeamus schimba glume de diverse calibre despre viitoarea lansare a lui Tudor Chiril\u0103. Ce lansa? P\u0103i uite ce. <\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.viva.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/carte-tudor-chirila1.jpg?resize=490%2C755\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"490\" height=\"755\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Pe mine m-a ochit rapid PR-ul Polirom, care se f\u0103cea c\u0103 nu aude mi\u015ftourile pe seama scriitorului Chiril\u0103, \u015fi m-a rugat s\u0103-i duc \u015fi eu lui Boerescu un exemplar din volum. Ce era s\u0103 zic? &#8220;Bine, ok, hai!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei, \u00een metrou, am aruncat un ochi \u00een volum. tudorchiril\u0103.blogspot.com, versiunea print. Sirop c\u00e2t cuprinde. Chicklit pur. Daaaar&#8230; unele povestiri, cele nu foarte expozitive \u015fi nu iritant moraliste, nu erau rele deloc. Cu una chiar m-a furat. O poveste a unor tineri aresta\u0163i de mili\u0163ieni pe vremea comunismului, pentru c\u0103 ascultau Rolling Stones s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 seara, \u015fi care \u00ee\u015fi reg\u0103sesc cumva tinere\u0163ea, ani mai t\u00e2rziu, cu ocazia concertului Stones-ilor. Asta era scris\u0103 at\u00e2t de bine \u015fi de sincer, \u00eenc\u00e2t m-a bu\u015fit pl\u00e2nsul \u00een metrou. <\/p>\n<p>A\u015fadar, c\u00e2nd nu exagereaz\u0103 cu fronda sensibilit\u0103\u0163ii b\u0103gate \u00een ochi, c\u00e2nd scrie o poveste f\u0103r\u0103 teorema &#8220;acum v\u0103 demonstrez ce inim\u0103 ca p\u00e2inea cald\u0103 sunt, muie haterilor&#8221;, ci pur \u015fi simplu o relateaz\u0103, Chiril\u0103 chiar are poten\u0163ial. Ceea ce-i urez s\u0103 exploateze pe viitor. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Luat la mi\u015fto de pulifricii cu aere de macho care cred c\u0103 masculinitatea \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i negi frenetic orice form\u0103 de sensibilitate, Tudor Chiril\u0103 exercit\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}