Ieri, am sharuit o glum\u0103 de pe fourchan, cu una care se ruga: “D\u0103, doamne, s\u0103 cunosc un tip frumos, de\u015ftept, bl\u00e2nd, preocupat de dorin\u0163ele \u015fi de nevoile mele, un tip care s\u0103 m\u0103 pun\u0103 mereu \u00een primul plan” \u015fi continuarea “iar eu \u00eel voi b\u0103ga instant \u00een friend zone”.<\/p>\n
Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tipii ok, care au sharuit gluma cu o vag\u0103 \u00eentristare, au ap\u0103rut criza\u0163ii nefutu\u0163i, care au \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00eenjure, de-ai fi zis c\u0103 le-a luat cineva portofelele, de\u015fi, la c\u00e2t erau de retarzi, garantat n-au fost \u00een via\u0163a lor nici m\u0103car \u00een enemy zone. De unde deduc c\u0103 exist\u0103 interes pentru problema: “De ce \u0163inem b\u0103rba\u0163ii mi\u015fto \u00een friend zone”.<\/p>\n
R\u0103spuns: exist\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163i de consum \u015fi b\u0103rba\u0163i parc\u0103 anume croi\u0163i pentru o rela\u0163ie lung\u0103, frumoas\u0103 \u015fi fericit\u0103. Pe \u0103ia de consum \u00eei consumi \u015fi le dai flit, dac\u0103 te atrag sexual, sau le dai flit pe neconsumate, dac\u0103 nu. Pentru c\u0103, nu-i a\u015fa, o via\u0163\u0103 avem \u015fi, dac\u0103 ni se face poft\u0103 de trufe belgiene, e o prostie s\u0103 nu le \u00eencerc\u0103m m\u0103car o dat\u0103, s\u0103 vedem cum e.<\/p>\n
Problema cu b\u0103rba\u0163ii parc\u0103 anume croi\u0163i pentru o rela\u0163ie perfect\u0103 e c\u0103 \u00eentrevezi poten\u0163ialul. Nu vrei s\u0103-l irose\u015fti pe ceva irelevant, ci vrei s\u0103-l conservi pentru momentul \u00een care vei fi preg\u0103tit\u0103 pentru o iubire intens\u0103, fabuloas\u0103 \u015fi sincer\u0103, care s\u0103 presupun\u0103 inclusiv s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163i s\u0103-i g\u0103te\u015fti m\u00e2nc\u0103rurile preferate, s\u0103-i cumperi haine care s\u0103-i vin\u0103 bine, s\u0103-l treze\u015fti cu blow jobs tandre \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 nu stai nop\u0163ile la b\u0103ut cu al\u0163ii.<\/p>\n
Buuooon. Numai c\u0103 via\u0163a de om liber e mi\u015fto. Po\u0163i s\u0103 te scoli la 11, sau la 3, s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci pufarine cu cafea la micul dejun, dac\u0103 n-ai altceva, s\u0103 stai noaptea \u00een ora\u015f p\u00e2n\u0103 la r\u0103s\u0103ritul soarelui, s\u0103 pleci la Sinaia sau la Viena exact c\u00e2nd ai tu chef – \u015fi \u00een general cheful vine hodoronc-tronc – , s\u0103 flirtezi \u00een glum\u0103 cu 5 persoane pe Facebook deodat\u0103, etc. etc. \u015ei s\u0103 te dedici carierei, nu concursului de sarmale cu mama-soacr\u0103.<\/p>\n
Deci, o iubire intens\u0103 \u015fi perfect\u0103 \u015fi absolut sublim\u0103 e mai mult dec\u00e2t po\u0163i duce \u00een acest moment al vie\u0163ii tale. De aceea, preferi s\u0103-l bagi \u00een friend zone, s\u0103-l pui pe hold \u015fi s\u0103 spui \u00een sinea ta: “Stai acolo, p\u00e2n\u0103 g\u0103sesc eu resurse interioare pentru marea dragoste pe care o vom tr\u0103i dup\u0103 ce-mi trece pl\u0103cerea de a o arde superficial \u015fi neat\u00e2rnat.” Ceea ce e egoist, dar egoi\u015fti suntem cu to\u0163ii.<\/p>\n
Ideea e c\u0103 friend zone este cel mai m\u0103gulitor loc \u00een care te poate b\u0103ga o femeie. E confirmarea faptului c\u0103 e\u015fti cel mai mi\u015fto b\u0103rbat f\u0103urit de mama natur\u0103. P\u0103cat c\u0103 ai ales momentul prost s\u0103 apari.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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