C\u00e2nd lucrezi la o revist\u0103 glossy, te iau \u00een colimator o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de PR-i de no name-uri \u015fi-\u0163i trimit cele mai retardate \u015fi mai penibile \u015ftiri despre ni\u015fte persoane despre care n-ai auzit \u00een via\u0163a ta \u015fi despre care nici nu \u0163i-e clar de ce ar trebui s\u0103 auzi. Deja din titlul mailului dai ochii peste cap. Uneori deschizi mailul s\u0103 savurezi retardul delicios al exprim\u0103rii, faze de genul “Vedeta a declarat c\u0103-i place s\u0103 cumpere ceapa direct din pia\u0163\u0103. ‘M\u0103 duc \u00een pia\u0163\u0103 \u015fi cump\u0103r direct ceapa’, a afirmat superba blond\u0103.”
\nPe bune, dac\u0103 a\u015f fi \u00een locul superbei blonde \u015fi ar trimite cineva asemenea retarzenii despre mine, l-a\u015f omor\u00ee cu m\u00e2na mea, l-a\u015f concedia a\u015fa, mort, \u015fi l-a\u015f angaja pe C\u0103t\u0103lin Anchidin. <\/p>\n
Acum, \u00eentrebare c\u0103tre oamenii vii, care nu-s bo\u0163i de spam: frate, pe care dintre voi intereseaz\u0103 \u00een mod real t\u00e2mpeniile astea sinistre? <\/p>\n
\u015ei c\u0103tre onor PRi: foamea e mare, e ok s\u0103 te apuci de piarizat irelevan\u0163i, c\u0103 relevan\u0163ii au deja profesioni\u015fti. DAR, \u00een pula calului, dac\u0103 o \u015ftire cu Michael Jackson f\u0103c\u00e2nd toc\u0103ni\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u015fi gura copiilor ceva era interesant\u0103, una cu o gospodin\u0103 necunoscut\u0103 din Rahova care i-a f\u0103cut \u015fi ea de-ale gurii cocalarului burtos care o \u00eentre\u0163ine sper\u00e2nd c\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi vor pleca \u015fi al\u0163ii urechea la gura ei, nu. <\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd piarizezi irelevan\u0163i, pune accent pe pitorescul pove\u015ftii. S\u0103 aib\u0103 de ce s\u0103 m\u0103 intereseze. D\u0103-\u0163i seama c\u0103 Tyna Bitch nu e Madonna \u015fi nu voi c\u0103dea \u00een cur c\u0103 se duce s\u0103 bat\u0103 covoarele la b\u0103t\u0103torul din col\u0163ul blocului. Madonna d\u00e2nd cu sapa pe ogorul bunic\u0103-sii e o \u015ftire. Fofo Dolorosa f\u0103c\u00e2nd acela\u015fi lucru, nu. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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