{"id":5958,"date":"2012-12-04T10:25:08","date_gmt":"2012-12-04T10:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5958"},"modified":"2012-12-04T10:25:08","modified_gmt":"2012-12-04T10:25:08","slug":"despre-fidelitate-si-pisici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-fidelitate-si-pisici\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre fidelitate \u015fi pisici"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oamenii care fac spume pe marginea infidelit\u0103\u0163ii sunt cei care nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 se bucure de via\u0163\u0103 \u00een complexitatea ei. <\/p>\n<p>De exemplu, eu am o pisic\u0103. O \u015fti\u0163i. Un motan negru, fluffy, dolofan, cu care dorm \u00een pat noapte de noapte, pe care-l alerg c\u00e2nd are chef de prinselea \u015fi pe care-l \u0163in \u00een bra\u0163e c\u00e2nd am st\u0103ri nasoale. Apropo, voi \u0103ia dezechilibra\u0163i psihic, anxio\u015fi \u015fi isterici: adopta\u0163i c\u00e2te o pisic\u0103. Unu, faptul c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 ocupa\u0163i de nevoile altei fiin\u0163e v\u0103 va scoate pu\u0163in capul din propriul cur &#8211; care, de fapt, e principala cauz\u0103 a tuturor problemelor psihice din univers. \u015ei doi, orice stare negativ\u0103 dispare c\u00e2nd ai un trupu\u015for catifelat de felin\u0103 \u00een poal\u0103. Pur \u015fi simplu, nu ai cum s\u0103 stai ofticat c\u00e2nd se lipe\u015fte o pisic\u0103 de tine. Mai ales una pe care o ai de foarte mult \u015fi cu care ai deja un ritual de joac\u0103 \u015fi de alint. <\/p>\n<p>Bun. Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 pisica asta a mea, eu plimb prin geant\u0103 bobi\u0163e \u015fi hr\u0103nesc cam tot ce prind  c\u0103 vagabondeaz\u0103 \u015fi pare fl\u0103m\u00e2nd. Iar dac\u0103 pare \u015fi nem\u00e2ng\u00e2iat, oh well. Cu alte cuvinte, am raporturi foarte tandre cu o serie de pisici aleatorii. <\/p>\n<p>Asta nu-l detroneaz\u0103 pe Pulic\u0103 din func\u0163ia de cel mai pufos \u015fi mai fabulos motan din via\u0163a mea. \u015ei el \u015ftie asta.<\/p>\n<p>Paralela cu fidelitatea o pute\u0163i face \u015fi singuri, c\u0103 sunte\u0163i mari de-acum. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oamenii care fac spume pe marginea infidelit\u0103\u0163ii sunt cei care nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 se bucure de via\u0163\u0103 \u00een complexitatea ei. De exemplu, eu am&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}