\nSubject: fidbec
\nFrom: \t“Nea”
\nDate: \tTue, December 4, 2012 1:35 pm
\nTo: \tlorena.lupu@tabu.ro
\nPriority: \tNormal<\/p>\n
Au romanele astea erotice ceva de te stimuleaz\u0103 \u015fi la cap. <\/p>\n
Pe primul, “Pisica \u00een cizme”, l-am citit sub Cea\u015fc\u0103, \u00een edi\u0163ie samizdat cu col\u0163uri roase, c\u00e2nd nici m\u0103car pozele de fete din TV Satelit nu existau, fiindc\u0103 nu exista nici TV Satelit, nici sateli\u0163ii \u015fi nici TV. Efectul a fost cutremur\u0103tor. Dar nu mi s-a scurs \u015fi ultimul neuron din cap, cu care am mai avut puterea intelectual\u0103 s\u0103 savurez fioritura din ultima fraz\u0103 de pe ultima jum\u0103tate de pagin\u0103 a c\u0103r\u0163ii. Dup\u0103 ce \u00ee\u015fi \u00een\u015firase pe vreo sut\u0103 sau dou\u0103 de pagini aventurile, pisica \u00eencheia cam a\u015fa: \u015eiiii am cunoscut un b\u0103rbat bun, frumos \u015fi generos, \u015fiii m-am c\u0103s\u0103torit cu el, \u015fiiii i-am fost fidel\u0103 \u015fi tocmai de aia am scris aceast\u0103 carte, ca s\u0103 ar\u0103t tuturor c\u0103 numai pe calea virtu\u0163ii \u015fi a familiei trebuie s\u0103 c\u0103lc\u0103m.
\n\u00centors\u0103tur\u0103 de maestru, ce mai. <\/p>\n
Acum, la v\u00e2rsta senectu\u0163ii, pun m\u00e2na pe Dona Juana ta. Am citit fiecare r\u00e2nd ca un detectiv care cioc\u0103ne\u015fte orice palm\u0103 de perete, s\u0103 vad\u0103 unde sun\u0103 a gol \u015fi unde e ascuns scheletul sub ipsos. Cioc-cioc, cioc-cioc. Neted. Cioc-cioc. Plin. Cioc. OK. Ei, dr\u0103cie, unde e f\u0103c\u0103tura, unde e fragmentul \u0103la care s\u0103-mi dea pretextul s\u0103 dau dracului cartea deoparte \u015fi s\u0103-mi v\u0103d de treburi? \u00cen cur\u00e2nd am abandonat c\u0103utarea. Mi-am dat seama c\u0103 e curat\u0103 casa \u015fi am preferat s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentre\u0163in cu gazda. Experimentat\u0103, m-a luat cu o dulcea\u0163\u0103, o cafea, diverse. M-am relaxat \u015fi mi s-au deschis chakrele, de la pai hui la svadisthana, aia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 \u015fancru. O fi din cauza v\u00e2rstei, o fi de la carte? Adic\u0103 de ce n-a s\u0103rit de cur \u00eent\u00e2i Kundalini, ci \u0103lelate, de la cap? Hai s\u0103 fiu amabil cu mine \u00eensumi \u015fi s\u0103 spun, mai pe europene\u015fte, c\u0103 \u2013 fa\u0163\u0103 de cum eram la 15 ani \u2013 mi s-a dezvoltat intelectul, nu c\u0103 mi s-a anchilozat colhoznica. \u015ei c\u0103 nici cartea n-a stat degeaba. Mi-a deschis o fereastr\u0103 plauzibil\u0103 spre o lume foarte apropiat\u0103 \u015fi foarte \u00eendep\u0103rtat\u0103. Tocmai \u0103sta e rolul unei c\u0103r\u0163i bune: de microscop sau de telescop. S\u0103-\u0163i apropie ni\u015fte lumi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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