-Pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti o javr\u0103 nemernic\u0103, nu vei r\u0103m\u00e2ne niciodat\u0103 singur, s\u0103 te bucuri \u00een lini\u015fte, decise Dumnezeu. Te ung conduc\u0103tor peste oastea lui Herpes, care te va \u00eenso\u0163i peste tot, nev\u0103zut\u0103 \u015fi necunoscut\u0103, \u015fi, c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i va fi lumea mai drag\u0103, te va ap\u0103ra de orice contact uman. <\/p>\n
De atunci, Herpesil\u0103 \u00eei car\u0103 dup\u0103 sine, nev\u0103zu\u0163i \u015fi necunoscu\u0163i, pe \u0103ia din regimentul Herpes Simplex \u015fi pe \u0103ia din Herpes Zoster.
\nHerpesil\u0103 e o fire nestatornic\u0103. Ur\u0103\u015fte gr\u0103simile, de aceea, cum vede gr\u0103simi, pl\u0103ie\u015ful Herpes simplex 1 iese la protest. Ur\u0103\u015fte oamenii pis\u0103logi – de aceea, cum apare vreunul la orizont, hopa \u015fi pl\u0103ie\u015ful. Ur\u0103\u015fte gropile din asfalt, mucurile de \u0163ig\u0103ri aruncate pe jos de cocalari, mirosurile din magazine, agenda cu prea multe \u00eent\u00e2lniri – tot at\u00e2tea apeluri la Herpes simplex. <\/p>\n
Iar cel mai tare \u015fi cel mai tare, Herpesil\u0103 ur\u0103\u015fte iarna. Cum d\u0103 primul frig, \u00eei apar nici mai mult nici mai pu\u0163in dec\u00e2t trei herpesuri diferite \u00een jurul gurii, aparent f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftie unul de altul. Forme, culori, inflorescen\u0163e diferite. \u00cen aceste momente, gura lui Herpesil\u0103 ar putea fi obiect de laborator pentru studierea formelor de herpes la om. Gura lui Herpesil\u0103 e un inventar al herpesului. Cam a\u015fa<\/a>, dar toate pe aceea\u015fi gur\u0103. <\/p>\n Dar Herpesil\u0103 e fericit. M\u0103car are \u015fi el o sear\u0103 de lini\u015fte. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" -Pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti o javr\u0103 nemernic\u0103, nu vei r\u0103m\u00e2ne niciodat\u0103 singur, s\u0103 te bucuri \u00een lini\u015fte, decise Dumnezeu. Te ung conduc\u0103tor peste oastea lui...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}