{"id":5988,"date":"2012-12-12T07:11:26","date_gmt":"2012-12-12T07:11:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5988"},"modified":"2012-12-12T07:11:26","modified_gmt":"2012-12-12T07:11:26","slug":"visez-vegan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/visez-vegan\/","title":{"rendered":"Visez vegan"},"content":{"rendered":"

E extrem de amuzant modul \u00een care teoriile despre drepturile animalelor \u015fi toate bro\u015furicile informative care ne cad \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 ne revin \u00een vise noaptea. <\/p>\n

De exemplu, noaptea trecut\u0103, am visat c\u0103 eram copil \u00een scara blocului. \u015ei ga\u015fca de golani st\u0103tea adunat\u0103, ca de obicei, iar unul avea legat cu o sfoar\u0103 de g\u00e2t un purcelu\u015f mic, dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015f \u015fi roz.<\/p>\n

<\/a>\"Piglet\"<\/a>
\nCam a\u015fa.<\/em><\/p>\n

-De ce l-a\u0163i adus pe \u0103sta?
\nEvident, golanii din fa\u0163a blocului nu aveau nimic bun de g\u00e2nd cu nici o chestie care le c\u0103dea \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. Sau, poate, retroactiv, \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 aveam eu o p\u0103rere prea proast\u0103 despre ei.
\n-S\u0103-l \u00eengr\u0103\u015f\u0103m \u015fi s\u0103-l t\u0103iem.
\n\u015ei un retardat r\u00e2njit:
\n-P\u0103i de ce s\u0103-l mai \u00eengr\u0103\u015f\u0103m, hai s\u0103-l t\u0103iem chiar acum.
\nA scos cu\u0163itul \u015fi l-a apropiat de purcelu\u015f, care a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se zbat\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 gui\u0163e.
\n-Taci, m\u0103, fire-ai al dracu’.
\nIar eu – da, \u015ftiu, lame. Dar a\u015fa-s visele oamenilor, lame. Influen\u0163ate de lamenessul chintesen\u0163ial din om, care \u00een somn nu e cenzurat de nimic. Eu, previzibil, am smucit cu\u0163itul \u015fi l-am \u00eenfipt \u00een animal. Nu \u00een purcelu\u015f, logic.
\n-Mori, m\u0103, gunoiule. Ce rost ai tu \u00een via\u0163\u0103. S\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci m\u00e2ncarea lu’ tac-tu \u015fi a m\u0103-tii, s\u0103 o arzi inutil sub soare \u015fi s\u0103 chinui fiin\u0163e nevinovate.
\n\u015ei b\u0103gam cu\u0163itul \u00een \u0103la, \u00een mod repetat, iar s\u00e2ngele s\u0103rea ca-n filme execrabile cu b\u0103taie.
\n-Zice\u0163i-i lu’ m\u0103-sa s\u0103 fac\u0103 caltabo\u015fi \u015fi c\u00e2rna\u0163i din el. M\u0103car carnea lui, \u00een sine, e mai valoroas\u0103 dec\u00e2t gunoiul f\u0103c\u0103tor de umbr\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntului degeaba \u015fi de r\u0103ut\u0103\u0163i gratuite, care a fost.
\n\u015ei cu asta, am luat purcelu\u015ful cel roz \u00een bra\u0163e, iar \u0103la a \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi groh\u0103ie \u00eencet \u00een curbura g\u00e2tului. M-am trezit: evident, nu era groh\u0103it, ci tors, \u015fi nu era purcelu\u015f, ci pisic\u0103. <\/p>\n

Dar, plm… s\u0103 vezi un film cu s\u00e2nge \u015fi s\u0103 cite\u015fti o bro\u015fur\u0103 despre drepturile animalelor – \u015fi, oops, visele te transform\u0103 \u00een Golden Sword – The Mighty Pig Defender. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

E extrem de amuzant modul \u00een care teoriile despre drepturile animalelor \u015fi toate bro\u015furicile informative care ne cad \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 ne revin \u00een vise...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}